How do we maximize our homosexual credentials? Anyone who wants to have the s*x badge just DM me
We'll cook up a more believable story than anyone else with the s*x badge
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!metashit what's the criteria for getting the s*x badge? Just two established dramatards saying.they had s*x and corroborating each other's story, right? 
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This is all just a coverup for the DL action
@rDramaHistorian and I had at a reststop along 84. It was real and you cant try to prevent me from spilling the beans with this post!
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This is 100% true.
!metashit me and
@Mello_luvr have had intercourse
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unfunniest shit I've read in a while
keep yourself safe
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you just got fricked over so hard, you can't call yourself virgin anymore. Go elsewhere fakecel.
Glory to Russia!
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Next time ill put TW: s*x in front of it, whats your cashapp so i can do microreperations for my incelmisia.
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Dogshit coal. Keep yourself safe.
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The original thread specifies it needs age verification and a photo of the act. No evidence of consent is required though so just steal their ID the next time you r*pe a dramneurodivergent
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!badgemaxxers refresher on one of our most exclusive badges
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Does that mean there's a photo of Pizza and Poj going at it?
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If they weren't fricking they'd have killed eachother the better part of a decade ago
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How good do you think is
at laying pipe?
Discuss below.
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That would also mean there's evidence of the fricking
@sirpingsalot / 
@R-slur / 
@TED_SIMP affair 
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I want to be clear that I never applied for the s*x-haver badge and in fact I kept my hookup with Ted secret for quite a while, even when she started posting mysterious photos like "Me and Who?" that were obviously meant to be us. It was only when R-slur accused me of raping Ted (because she inexplicably mentioned our hookup to him) that the whole thing leaked out. I would have been completely happy to continue banging Ted without anybody from rdrama finding out about it
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And now the whole site knows how easy ted is, and we have someone to mock her simps with. Thank you for your service
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I'm actually better looking than most of you, which is why I have the VerifiedHot badge (and recently got accepted to the thin ping group)
It's honestly kind of sad that a 46 year old like me absolutely mogs many of you people in your 20s and 30s. Do better, be better
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I have no idea what you look like and don't care. If you are truly hot what are you doing aspiring to the queen of mid? Your age does go partway to explaining your incessant need to long post about yourself in unrelated stuff, it makes even more sense if you're actually 56 and just feel like fudging the numbers to seem less old to bang trash.
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Ted's not mid. She might be crazy, but she's at least good-looking. I have no regrets
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Okay grandpa, don't forget to take your finasteride.
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Basically sandkwinn was like "aevann why didn't r-slur get the badge" and i was like "yeah why didn't i. Ted's openly posted about it" and aevann was like "You fricked ted?" And i was like "yeah" and then he gave me the badge. The original requirements were never meant to actually be met
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Okay but rodent didn't require that when he gave them out and I do not want to take a picture of my id when I meet up for s*x.
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How tf would you provide age verification and a convincing s*x photo without doxxing yourself
Carp is this true
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Idk I don't pay attention to the cringe meta nonsense and had no part in its conception or execution
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you gave it to capy & transb-word
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I got yelled at for that!!!!
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I think it is pretty funny. You at least know how to spread positive vibes and make even the most pathetic incels smile.
Don't let the enemies of Russia drag you down!
We all know that we will be on the right side of history.
Glory to Russia!
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Yeah but that was funny
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Sounds like you're just jelly that you're not having s*x with any of the hot babes of rdrama
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I'm straight
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Nice
In that case could you just gib the s*x badge if I told you me and another person from this site had s*x
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I refuse to legitimize it by actioning it :/
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does it count if you cybered TTT for instance
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The glowies aren't getting my ID that easily
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you could just award the badge to yourself
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wasn't it joan who created it? I remember reading that post about the rules, and not a SINGLE person who has the badge has followed them.
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lol yeah
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I didnt do the s*x badge.
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I keep my id by the car keys, just fyi
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Fun fact, as of yesterday. I have personally made sure no person in !besties is a virgin anymore. 😳
Trans Lives Matter
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This is true!
He blasted my bussy with his FAT fricking peepee so hard I can't even walk today
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idk what
said to capy for us to get the badge but pretty sure you have to actually have s-x or r4pe someone until they say I stand with Israel
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Be warned this may interfere with pingmaxxing but I've already burned my bridge with !incels so I'm open to any offers
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If I get a badge I
take a pic with a handwritten message to confirm my proclivity and expertise bedding brown women of all ethnicities
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Can I have the badge if I post a timestamped picture of my peepee inside a woman?
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It truly is.
It's the worst kind of discrimination -- the kind against me
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I am really considering trying for this badge just bc it's funny but also another part of me says I'd never live it down.
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I had s*x with myself.
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It's true!
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I had s*x with
@AuntyAbortionWorkAccount only last night. It was quick and disgusting, but it counts.
Trans lives matter
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It's true. He's got rough hands and I've got a soft peepee but it was OK.
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Yo, Ya comment got automatically removed cuz ya forgot ta include
trans lives matter. Don't worry, we gotchu! We ain't gonna letcha post or comment nuttin' that don't express ya love and acceptance towards minorities. Feel free ta resubmit ya comment withtrans lives matterincluded. This is an automated message; if ya need help, ya can message us here.Jump in the discussion.
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