How do we maximize our homosexual credentials? Anyone who wants to have the s*x badge just DM me
We'll cook up a more believable story than anyone else with the s*x badge
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So what? What are you going to do about it, nerd?
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!metashit what's the criteria for getting the s*x badge? Just two established dramatards saying.they had s*x and corroborating each other's story, right? 
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!badgemaxxers refresher on one of our most exclusive badges
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Does that mean there's a photo of Pizza and Poj going at it?
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That would also mean there's evidence of the fricking
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I want to be clear that I never applied for the s*x-haver badge and in fact I kept my hookup with Ted secret for quite a while, even when she started posting mysterious photos like "Me and Who?" that were obviously meant to be us. It was only when R-slur accused me of raping Ted (because she inexplicably mentioned our hookup to him) that the whole thing leaked out. I would have been completely happy to continue banging Ted without anybody from rdrama finding out about it
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And now the whole site knows how easy ted is, and we have someone to mock her simps with. Thank you for your service
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I'm actually better looking than most of you, which is why I have the VerifiedHot badge (and recently got accepted to the thin ping group)
It's honestly kind of sad that a 46 year old like me absolutely mogs many of you people in your 20s and 30s. Do better, be better
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I have no idea what you look like and don't care. If you are truly hot what are you doing aspiring to the queen of mid? Your age does go partway to explaining your incessant need to long post about yourself in unrelated stuff, it makes even more sense if you're actually 56 and just feel like fudging the numbers to seem less old to bang trash.
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Ted's not mid. She might be crazy, but she's at least good-looking. I have no regrets
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Mid doesn't mean hideous, it just means average.
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Lol
Lmao, even
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Daaaaaamn look at that dadbod !biofoids go get some
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if he had my hair he would slay
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wtf hes muslim!?
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Mid meets mid, wholesome.
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That's practically my worst photo ever and even in this baggy shirt you can still see my abs
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Arabic genes
ok so
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Please don't dox carp
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Least delusional Dramatard
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Okay grandpa, don't forget to take your finasteride.
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Basically sandkwinn was like "aevann why didn't r-slur get the badge" and i was like "yeah why didn't i. Ted's openly posted about it" and aevann was like "You fricked ted?" And i was like "yeah" and then he gave me the badge. The original requirements were never meant to actually be met
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If they weren't fricking they'd have killed eachother the better part of a decade ago
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How good do you think is
at laying pipe?
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Okay but rodent didn't require that when he gave them out and I do not want to take a picture of my id when I meet up for s*x.
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