I just can't help it. I scroll through troll accounts and negative tweets on twitter. I do the same with youtube finding yet another terrible controversy/commentary/troll channel every time I get a video recommended on a channel I actually like. I seethe at the shit that certain redditors say. I have a problem and this problem has left me depressed misantrophic and rather distrustful/left me with unwarranted hatred of the human race. I currently pulled multiple all nighters doing that consuming negative info because I just have to feed my urges. Am I like the only one who deals with this shit or am I like stupid for even enabling this behavior? I've seen this reddit before and any help helps. If it helps I do use my ISP to pause my internet on devices but I feel like I don't believe in myself.
!metashit !dramatards !pings !friendsofsnappy
https://old.reddit.com/r/nosurf/comments/nm64p3/i_have_been_hopelessly_addicted_to_online/
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Same. I give a shit, I give a shit about every opinion in this darned universe. There are over 8 billion people whose opinions differ from mine in many different ways and it irks me, it irks me because I know that they are wrong, and they actively go through their lives being wrong. I am constantly aware of this fact, and as such I scroll the internet, my heart rate elevating as I get angrier and angrier with each wrong and foolish opinion that I see.
This fact is, however, also a blessing, as each scroll of the mouse reaffirms the fact that I am intellectually superior to all of them. The universe itself showing me that my opinions and morals are blessed by the divine spark. It makes me realize that I am not going through life filled with ignorance like them. It makes me, content.
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I'm like you but different in one crucial aspect
each scroll of the mouse reaffirms the fact that I am intellectually more r-slurred than all 8 billion of them. The universe itself showing me that my opinions and morals are pointless in space and time. It makes me realize that I am not going through life filled with fear of being proven wrong like them. It makes me, content.
!r-slurs
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I finally understand. The true path to enlightenment is to enlighten ones brain of excess neurons. I am truly the the most enlightened. Jeet kun do of the brain. Be like water as Bruce Lee once said. My brain is fluid like water and fills the cup. I am a water brain.
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Now all you need are some whippets and you'll basically be a God
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Idk I've always found those dogs kind of ugly
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I wish I was r-slurred enough for enlightenment
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In this moment
i am euphoric.
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The problem is the world, not you.
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The problem is the world, you're the solution
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Reality has a JRPG simulation bias, sweaty.
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This but unironically. These human garbage need to learn to stop shouting down anybody who has a better opinion than them, and if they don't stop deplatforming and "cancelling" people like us we should frick them up until they adjust their attitudes.
I'm doing MY part
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What an r-slur.
If drama makes you seethe then you're no better than a SRDine.
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Bring him here so he can get the group therapy he needs
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but then you come here and improve mental health but then spal comes along and steals your gussy and you are back to depression quest
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no I am afraid he will jump out of the screen and steal my foid
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Just date girls who are into male feminists; SPAL will take himself out of the running with his first post.
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I get what you mean, I'm unsure
if it's from an unstable childhood, but I just don't feel whole unless I consume 
or exude negativity
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Hard same, and it probably is due to that, cause you/we/others can get uncomfortable with stability so stupid BS chaos with no consequences feels more normal
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Absolutely. Stability leaves
me in a major 
pit of expectancy, expecting 
something to explode. Nothing will explode 
in real life though becuass I technically like my stability so I come on here and I make people hate me so I can just feel right. It's almost like emotional masochism
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I hate you
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What'd I do
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"2016"
Those are rookie numbers baby.
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This person just hasn't figured out yet how to turn looking at stupid internet shit into energy. I'm the energizer bunny of internet stupidity, we have a superpower tbh, a never ending renewable energy resource
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Haha you also get that? If I read enough
negative 
stuff online 
I also get a weird 
surplus of energy/creativity
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Billions must (doom)scroll
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Most self control possessing redditor
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Yeah
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lmao just tell him to join rdrama(dot)net
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Dude, take a break from the Internet and go do something else. There's plenty of stuff for you to stress about in a productive manner.
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You should channel that energy into a post about Krayon (sister toucher). Who is this guy and why do dramatards talk about him so much
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Unnecessary and uncalled for ping
two more strikes and you're getting blocked + megadownmarseyd buddy, don't test your luck
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/nosurf/comments/nm64p3/i_have_been_hopelessly_addicted_to_online/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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So what are you waiting
for? Keep yourself safe 
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