its a trap

An ai generated spell card called "911roofer's nightmare"

Lol I'm actually making a fully fledged digital CCG. It has its own lore (cyberpunk meets noir), but I should totally put in some dramatard inspired characters. I already added a Marsey!

(ss from the card library on my website, not from in game)

Get your power users from the highscores, at least truescore, posts, and comments.

i made one for @IP_IVIasquerena

Cute idea! Good luck!

Okay let me not be an ideas guy and actually try to throw together a prototype here. @LilMarseyontheprairie pls bully me every week until I get something done.

Why not Garbage Pail Cats?

!marseyartists !oldstrags

Golden Marsey card, one in a packet - can be used as a Trump tard

Zoz bot card - when someone tries to beat you, play it to nullify their card

Pizza card - blank, both players must argue 10,000 words x 3 each about what it means. Whoever gives up, loses

Glowie marsey card - gets to look at 5 cards of the opponent

Chud card - loses 1 round of playing

Need all the soyjaks in there as well as the obvious reddit tier arguments that will boost their base strength. Some.ultimate mega board wipe when you play a self realization card

This will make power users too smug

!metashit

I made a bunch of portraits for my hoi4 mod lol, they're kind of card like right?

The Star Trek CCG was kinda cool but it suffered from the "unless Luke Skywalker is present" problem; the designers wrote cards to interact with other cards. Don't do this. It's a cardinal sin of CCG design. Richard Garfield himself once said, (paraphrasing), "write the cards, but write the rules for cards to interact with other cards." Meaning, don't ever have a card that refers to another card. The Star Wars CCG was awful with this (hence the "Luke Skywalker" effect). That was a terrible game.

The Star Trek CCG was fun but it also suffered from rules text such as, "...as long as Picard is present." Bleh. That's such shitty design.

The gold standard, fun to play CCG's, were the Battletech, and Deadlands. And, because we live in Heck Frick Clown World where nothing good can be allowed to exist, both blossomed and died for about 4 months back in 1997. But you bet your bippy I played both back in the day and it was rad.

Battletech in particular deserves more praise than it got; it was like a Magic the Gathering but with actual, you know, fun. Your "creatures" didn't attack your opponent's life total; they attacked his deck, hand, and lands. Every point of damage forced your opponent to sacrifice cards. The artwork was drawn by kids in the sixth grade but it was fun.

Deadlands meanwhile...holy shit. What a game. You played poker to resolve combat. There were like a dozen factions and each was oozing with flavor. But of course, because we can't have nice things, it lived and died for exactly 17 days back when Smashing Pumpkins was relevant.

So if you're designing a CCG, write rules for cards to interact; don't write cards to interact with cards; have a kick-butt setting like Pinkertons and president Andrew Johnson battling vampires and steampunk robots. And for God's sake, don't make cards that say "deals 16 damage, unless both Darth Vader and Chewbacca are present, in which case, deal 17 damage."

Actually a fun idea. Unfortunately I don't have any art skills to help out but idk lemme know if you need something any user could do

I don't like this because I'm not famous enough to make the list.

If you do it just make them in a purely collecible card format maybe with some text but nothing else

If this gets enough traction it could be used for a function comparable to the Soyjak Wiki and document the users, and events of this site for years to come, helping newGODs along the way.

!metashit potential metashit art

What dramatic incidents in drama history could be used as cards?

What would the back of the cards look like?

It is not time to lay down nor look down.

It is time to rise.

Battlefield, they put women in it.

Resident Evil, they destroyed it.

Mass Effect, they ruined it.

When is enough, ENOUGH?

Big media has entered the fold. They are here.

They are using advanced strategies to censor us.

This is not one battle.

This is a war.

On all of us.

We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.

Forget which game is better.

We are fighting for our right to boob animation.

If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.

We have to all have an open discussion about this.

It starts right here. Right now.

They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.

We have the power of bots like them.

BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.

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