COMMUNITY NOTEDgather round - this all started weeks ago, bored at work on a conference call I came up with a plan - a plan to troll ted simp, though as it progressed i would actually start to feel bad, I would never reveal any of this as I actually felt bad about the things I said to her, but after the events of tonight she's opted for war, to smear me, to delude herself into thinking I'd ever actually be interested in her. Well dramafriends, the liquor flows through me, let me reveal what actually happened here, so after she ends up killing herself from being taken advantage of by yet another predator, you can know I have clean hands.
This all started with me telling her she probbaly isn't even crazy (WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE ME SAYING THAT?)
after this I added her on groomercord, and I have a pass from the owner of this website himself to post groomercord images.
now let's move on.
i can post more of this bs if you want - but as you can see, I made it clear I had no interest in ever sleeping with her.
now let's see what I was dming OTHER people at the exact same time to showcase my A) intents of trolling her at first, B) my ethics intervening after.
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Wtf neighbor how is this a "troll" lmao
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He spent like a month trying to get her to move in with him and then she told him to go away so he flipped out a few days ago, begged Aevann to be allowed to post groomercord screenshots, and now here we are with another completely uninteresting deluge of screenshots that no one is going to read
Now he's in my dms too
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I think the most depressing part of this is thinking ted would legitimately consider moving to Portland
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oh no. absolutely never
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You don't like expired meat?
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Sorry to hear you're having trouble. You should post those groomercord screenshots of my imposter tho
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Cdo, did you like my rap? I thought of you when I made it because it was so disgusting and egregiously edgy lol
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It was pretty bad.
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Make a diss rap on me if you can do better, neighbor
Hint: he won't do it because his fat wife will get mad at him for making too much noise lmao
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I'm ngl, I didn't see it. You got a link?
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Here it is
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Unrelared but I hate you so much.
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i will l8r
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Did you miss his fidelity 401k screenshot
He's a few paychecks away from half the cost of a mid grade new car
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of all sad words
of tongue or pen
the saddest were
carp was right again
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Whenever a lolcow enters this kind of desperate DM's, OCD metashit death spiral, it always ends in a permaban. RIP in advance.
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Pizza could r*pe aeveanns mom and not get banned
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In the history of every banned and disgraced lolcow is a power user who thought themselves invincible.
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Hey, don't give him any ideas.
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The thread makes up for it imo
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Two L's at the end of his name for a reason
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Gottem
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He has enough money to retire ….. on expired meat
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Jesus...
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I'm more interested in what
@Y has to say to you. Spill the 🫘 neighbor
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Powerful
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uhhh TROLLED MUCH?
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!oldstrags
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God I love this site
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Aevann is clearly a commie cute twink DEI hire who needs the rope ASAP.
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who r u
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DEI hire #2
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Penny
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I am your father.
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He's your Wallbreaker
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This but unironically
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a month? you are certifiedn r-slurerd
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This is all just a distraction from whether Grillcast and WoofFatique are finally gonna frick.....
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Is that who he tried to cook steak for?
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Want to come live in my septic tank?
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Carp will you move in with me?
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Acreage?
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0.25
I do have a nice deck tho so there's that
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Forget you then buddy. I'm gonna hit Ted up and ask if she wants to move in with me instead
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I actually feel bad about my reply lol
Quarter acre is just fine for 99% of people
I am just extremely neurodivergent and crave tens of acres
And here I am renting
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My parents have a couple acres but the guy that owns the hundreds of acres next door is apparently my dad's new bestie so he helps maintain the trails and shit and he has all this land with actual atv trails and tree stands for hunting the deer my dad feeds everyday and shit basically as a backyard and I'm definitely jealous
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lol no worries I get that. I live in a forest so I treat all the stuff outside my fence like it's an extension of my yard anyway. The boxes of Hustler magazines aren't gonna hide themselves in the forest after all
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495 square feet
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yeah i dont understand
epic troll
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So the secret to getting women is hanging out somewhere they go to complain and waiting until you sense weakness?
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Did she move in with him? Or did he offer?
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he offered. im never going near the strag
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ted when you get made a prey animal again im gonna be here mocking you
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OK cool
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^ unironically me rn
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wait, did some of you guys actually READ all of that?
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It was so ungodly boring but I did it for drama. There was none lol. Least the thread itself is providing enough.
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plausible deniability
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Pizza, brother. I know we're best friends now, but I want you to be honest.
You come home from a hard days work stocking shelves, your work uniform covered in sweat, and Ted is in your living room. She's buck butt naked, legs spread open, and she beckons you over. She's manic, and therefore she's down to fugg.
"Come on over here pizzaking, whip out your expired meat and let me take a taste", she says as bird videos play on the living room TV.
Are you smashing, or are you not? Be honest Pizzaking
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i would never touch this woman, i legit wanted to help her and escape the cycle of being a prey animal.
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no shot dude. sirpings a lot is a giant red flag for "do not go here."
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Yeah bro this other guy banged her so I'm totally not into her. I have standards! Anyways I got this extra room if you need some place to crash.
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you guys know nothing about me if you think i'm not a person that would so something like this, without any ill intent.
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That's literally how predators talk, pizza.
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no shot dude
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Do you really think you're gonna gaslamp 100 guys into thinking you were doing this out of the kindness of your heart? Lmao you realize every dude here has said similar shit or has had a boy say the same shit (albeit we were under the age of 20 when we said it).
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u realize if you want to help someone there are a ton more homeless dudes than women....
what is even going on is ted simp gonna go homeless or skmethinv
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Cope
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fricking heck, it's like Pizza never grew up from primary school.
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What would a good guy do in this situation
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Text the abuser instead of the abused
"I'm sorry you had to settle for that. I could have sourced you an even more primo material. Btw I have this extra room, wanna crash?"
and then have s*x with the abuser
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Hot
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Offer her a place too stay out of the kindness of his heart. Masturbate too fantasies of her sleeping with him out of gratitude. Ultimately accept the situation if she doesn't sleep with him. Maintain contact with her for the sake of politeness or in case she changes her mind. Then eventually never talk too her again. Trans lives matter
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r*pe, probably
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I believe you Pizzaking. I know that you're a man of honor and respect.
That being said, please clear this up for me - you initially told other people how you were trolling her, and now you say that you wanted to help her escape being a victim. How do we, the humble dramatard plebian masses, square this up? Was there a point where your intentions transitioned?
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i didn't think she was serious about being in danger, I'm a nice guy at heart and legit wanted to help her escape, she stabbed me in the back and opted to start a conflict with me.
trust me this is the tip of the iceberg - a tactical nuke, the next response will be a full on ICBM barrage unless she backs off.
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this thread is anything but
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I now understand why you hate foids. It's not due to any personal reason other than that they have similar reasoning levels to you and that's why you chimp out lol. The average man and the smarter women are so beyond you that you can't fathom how r-slurred you are.
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Release the nukes, pizzaking. The dam has already broken and she's gloating over your genuine concern for her well being. Put her in the ground!
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dude this woman has it bad enough, I regret even doing any of this - i'm an r-slur for even trying to help her, if she wants to self destruct so be it.
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Send the nukes to me and I'll launch them in your stead, if you can't pull the trigger yourself. Her "oh boohoo I wanna kill myself" act is to take advantage of kings like you who offer her help for nothing in return.
She's trashing you and calling your kindness an act of sexual predation and you still feel bad for her? Come on pizzaking. It's time for her to get her comeuppance
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of course she is she's a damaged little girl dude, you can see me prepping and defending myself a week in advance. im not that stupid grillcast, you're a cool guy and i respect that you dunked wootfatique but for the love of god i was also dming you telling you i was working on something and you'd be the first to know.
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You really do live in an alternate reality.
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I'm just telling you that she's taking advantage of your kindness and smearing you as a sexual predator, which seemingly everyone but me is buying. I know better than that.
If you have nukes, deploy them, because she's dragging your name through the mud and using your empathy as a weapon against you. It honestly, truly makes me sad to see and I hope you understand that
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👀
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What did you "do" for her exactly?
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free rent at the scene of the crime
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offered her a place to live for free.
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Assuming you didn't demand to be regularly pegged or something, spending time with you is a pretty high price.
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Wow, you truly are gandhi king.
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Pizza, if you were really sorry, you say so, and if Ted tells you to frick off, then you frick off. You don't start trying to convince someone how sorry you are. You just start being nice. You're so fricking delusional and out to lunch on how to be a decent person. You're literally too stupid to realize how dumb you are.
@Poj left you because you'd rather make a point than be a friend. I feel that's a common theme with people in your life. She left you for a pakistani on the other side of the world. Think about that for a minute.
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A Pakistani?
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A fricking pakistani
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i did frick off? she started msging me again.
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Fake news
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Spiderman, is that you?
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plausible deniability
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He should have just said, "I'm gonna shoot my shot bros." Even if he got rejected and Ted put him on blast in front of everyone, everyone here would have been like, "hey bro shit happens keep grinding.". Instead he pulls this gay butt sixth grade, "hurr durr I was only pretending to be interested."
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The truth is often more embarrassing
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With a windsock for a bussy? Seems unlikely.
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Wrecked him, darn near killed him.
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Do you even have an idea how you could help a brain rooted modern foid ?
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perhaps it was insane for me to even try to help her.
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