COMMUNITY NOTEDgather round - this all started weeks ago, bored at work on a conference call I came up with a plan - a plan to troll ted simp, though as it progressed i would actually start to feel bad, I would never reveal any of this as I actually felt bad about the things I said to her, but after the events of tonight she's opted for war, to smear me, to delude herself into thinking I'd ever actually be interested in her. Well dramafriends, the liquor flows through me, let me reveal what actually happened here, so after she ends up killing herself from being taken advantage of by yet another predator, you can know I have clean hands.
This all started with me telling her she probbaly isn't even crazy (WHO WOULD EVER BELIEVE ME SAYING THAT?)
after this I added her on groomercord, and I have a pass from the owner of this website himself to post groomercord images.
now let's move on.
i can post more of this bs if you want - but as you can see, I made it clear I had no interest in ever sleeping with her.
now let's see what I was dming OTHER people at the exact same time to showcase my A) intents of trolling her at first, B) my ethics intervening after.
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Wtf neighbor how is this a "troll" lmao
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plausible deniability
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He spent like a month trying to get her to move in with him and then she told him to go away so he flipped out a few days ago, begged Aevann to be allowed to post groomercord screenshots, and now here we are with another completely uninteresting deluge of screenshots that no one is going to read
Now he's in my dms too
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I think the most depressing part of this is thinking ted would legitimately consider moving to Portland
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oh no. absolutely never
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You don't like expired meat?
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Sorry to hear you're having trouble. You should post those groomercord screenshots of my imposter tho
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Cdo, did you like my rap? I thought of you when I made it because it was so disgusting and egregiously edgy lol
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It was pretty bad.
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Make a diss rap on me if you can do better, neighbor
Hint: he won't do it because his fat wife will get mad at him for making too much noise lmao
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I'm ngl, I didn't see it. You got a link?
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Here it is
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Unrelared but I hate you so much.
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i will l8r
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Did you miss his fidelity 401k screenshot
He's a few paychecks away from half the cost of a mid grade new car
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of all sad words
of tongue or pen
the saddest were
carp was right again
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Whenever a lolcow enters this kind of desperate DM's, OCD metashit death spiral, it always ends in a permaban. RIP in advance.
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Pizza could r*pe aeveanns mom and not get banned
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In the history of every banned and disgraced lolcow is a power user who thought themselves invincible.
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Hey, don't give him any ideas.
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The thread makes up for it imo
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Two L's at the end of his name for a reason
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Gottem
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He has enough money to retire ….. on expired meat
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Jesus...
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I'm more interested in what
@Y has to say to you. Spill the 🫘 neighbor
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Powerful
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uhhh TROLLED MUCH?
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!oldstrags
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God I love this site
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Aevann is clearly a commie cute twink DEI hire who needs the rope ASAP.
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who r u
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DEI hire #2
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Penny
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I am your father.
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He's your Wallbreaker
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This but unironically
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a month? you are certifiedn r-slurerd
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This is all just a distraction from whether Grillcast and WoofFatique are finally gonna frick.....
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Is that who he tried to cook steak for?
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Want to come live in my septic tank?
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Carp will you move in with me?
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Acreage?
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0.25
I do have a nice deck tho so there's that
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Forget you then buddy. I'm gonna hit Ted up and ask if she wants to move in with me instead
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I actually feel bad about my reply lol
Quarter acre is just fine for 99% of people
I am just extremely neurodivergent and crave tens of acres
And here I am renting
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My parents have a couple acres but the guy that owns the hundreds of acres next door is apparently my dad's new bestie so he helps maintain the trails and shit and he has all this land with actual atv trails and tree stands for hunting the deer my dad feeds everyday and shit basically as a backyard and I'm definitely jealous
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lol no worries I get that. I live in a forest so I treat all the stuff outside my fence like it's an extension of my yard anyway. The boxes of Hustler magazines aren't gonna hide themselves in the forest after all
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495 square feet
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yeah i dont understand
epic troll
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So the secret to getting women is hanging out somewhere they go to complain and waiting until you sense weakness?
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Did she move in with him? Or did he offer?
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he offered. im never going near the strag
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ted when you get made a prey animal again im gonna be here mocking you
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OK cool
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^ unironically me rn
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wait, did some of you guys actually READ all of that?
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It was so ungodly boring but I did it for drama. There was none lol. Least the thread itself is providing enough.
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