Carp is the only real person on the site, everyone else is AI

rDrama.net is a Five Eyes operation to ensnare the smartest and handsomest threats to world order. People who would otherwise be leading armies or dating women who like them are captured by an army of bots. Each user's experience is different; my version of rDrama is a far right sneerclub where nobody posts drama, but other users might see a forum dedicated to science, literature, or even internet drama.

How did I realize this? The director, Carp, got too cocky. He's been laughing at us by posting about "No Man's Sky." Why? He's waving the clue in front of our faces: the multiplayer is fake. We are not on a public website. Every user is AI customized to interact with your personality. This is all part of a US government project that grew out of Egyptian black sites operated by the CIA. There they developed a program to trap potential threats, the American Espionage VANguard N-word, also known as AEVANN.

Now that I know the truth, I can only see two ways forward. In one, I start touching grass and tell people what I've learned. In the other, I pass out drunk in my living room and wake up with an extra 50,000 DramaCoin. I'll forget this ever happened. Nobody has to tell their boss someone broke through the conditioning, we all go back to having fun.