Consistent with Pharaoh @Aevann's instructions, all rDrama users must report what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.

Subject: Re: Mandatory Productivity Report for Pharaoh @Aevann (Addendum)

𓁩 Hail the Algorithmic Overlord of the Dunes 𓁩

1. Accidentally banned 12 pinknames during the "Great Sarcasm Purge" after misinterpreting a "/s" tag as sedition. Blamed it on the AI mod cowtools.

2. Launched rDramaCoin, a cryptocurrency backed by the value of seething downmarseys. Crashed the market when tankies minted 69 trillion coins labeled "cope."

3. Hosted a "Democracy Night" poll to let users vote me off the mod team. Rigged it with 47 alt accounts. Still lost.

4. Discovered a secret glowie plot to replace the "Report" button with a FBI tip line. Countered by replacing their coffee with decaf.

5. Built a "Schizo-to-English" translator bot for /h/meta/. It short-circuited and started posting QAnon fanfic.

6. Orchestrated a 24-hour "No Simping" jihad in /h/glory. Failed spectacularly when users started thirst-posting about Mothman.

7. Doxxed myself to own the libs, but all they found was my 2009 RuneScape login. (Buying gf, btw.)

8. Started a "Free the Goose" movement after banning a user's pet account. Got cancelled by biofiods of /h/chinchilla

9. Designed rDrama-themed tarot cards (The Mod = Tower card, The Glowie = Fool card). Sold 3. Profit: $-12.

10. Trained an AI on Aevann's shitposts to automate leadership. It immediately declared war on /h/furry.

Conclusion: My productivity is a performance art piece. Do not perceive me.

𓆓 May your pyramid schemes never collapse 𓆓 !metashit !aichads