literally who accounts?

Trying to stay abreast of literally who/power users/alts/new strags with user IDs around 30k+ etc

I actually like most of these people but have no idea who they are. Here are my best guesses

@Average - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL trying to larp as gigachad @AverageTotally

@ChubbyCheckers - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@DayquansMixtape - Aevann alt

@vodkaforbreakfast - anyones guess

@LilB - conspiracy theory, this is king krazy

@Misato_Katsuragi - I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@MDMYAY - some frickin skinwalker dude larping like @PlsNope

@ObamaBinLaden - luv you osama san but who are you

@redscarefan - reddit fugee?

@r-slur-chan - WPD/d*cord user whos name rhymes with copeycope

@Salvadore_Ally_Chud - doesn't sound like salvadore so I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALL

@SurGeon - fake serge alt and probably rdramahistorian based on handwriting?

@sincesilver - male

@Spiderman_2 - enigma user still finding herself

to be continued ... ?

!metashit I started this list awhile ago but can't remember the drunken selection process for which I was aiming for other than volume of activity coupled with newstragness

Feel free to introduce yourselves or dunk on me for failing to spot obvious I'M GAY AND MY PEEPEE IS SMALLs, I'm just casting a wide net here