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@Dramaking

  • Reigns supreme in escalating petty arguments into full-blown forum meltdowns with a single emoji.

@MarseyManiac

  • Obsesses over the site's mascot, flooding threads with custom Marsey edits daily.

@TrollLord420

  • Baits newbies with fake outrage posts, then brags about it in all-caps victory screeds.

@Bussyblaster

  • Spams unhinged rants about niche internet subcultures nobody else understands.

@SeetheCope

  • Chronicles the downfall of Reddit with smug one-liners and cryptic memes.

@GigachadPoster

  • Claims to lift, code, and argue online simultaneously, but mostly just argues.

@LolcowMilker

  • Hunts for unhinged X users to screenshot and mock in marathon drama threads.

@SchizoRanter

  • Types 2,000-word manifestos about conspiracy theories, then deletes them in shame.

@PingPongPing

  • Tags everyone in sight, turning quiet threads into chaotic notification heck.

@EdgelordSupreme

  • Drops the darkest humor imaginable, then feigns innocence when called out.

@Chudinator

  • Defends controversial takes with walls of text nobody reads past the first line.

@MemeMachine69

  • Uploads blurry reaction images that somehow still get 100 upmarseys.

@DramatardPrime

  • Lives for meta-drama, dissecting mod decisions like a deranged detective.

@FemboyFrenzy

  • Posts thirst traps disguised as "ironic" bait, confusing half the userbase.

@RightoidRage

  • Yells about politics in every thread, even the ones about cats.

@LeftySeether

  • Counters RightoidRage with equally unhinged rants, keeping the cycle alive.

@ShitpostSage

  • Crafts absurd, poetic nonsense that's oddly profound if you squint.

@KiwifarmsReject

  • Brings unfiltered chaos from other forums, leaving everyone bewildered.

@AevannFan

  • Worships the site's creator with creepy devotion, starting cults in the comments.

@GlowieWatch

  • Accuses random users of being feds, sparking paranoid witch hunts weekly.

@BaitMasterX

  • Crafts elaborate troll posts that hook at least three mods before anyone notices.

@CopeLord99

  • Whines about cancel culture daily, yet never logs off to touch grass.

@MarseyCultist

  • Prays to the site's mascot in unhinged threads that get stickied anyway.

@Doxxinator

  • Threatens to leak IPs but only ever posts blurry cat pics instead.

@SeetheKing

  • Turns every mild disagreement into a 500-comment ragefest.

@GlowieTrap

  • Sets bait for feds with fake manifestos, then laughs at the chaos.

@BussyBandit

  • Steals other users' best jokes and claims them as divine inspiration.

@Chudmaxxer

  • Flexes obscure internet lore knowledge nobody asked for.

@PingSpamLord

  • Tags 50 users per post, turning notifications into a war zone.

@EdgyMcEdgeface

  • Tests the banhammer with increasingly unhinged hot takes.

@DramaVampire

  • Feeds off week-old threads, reviving them with cryptic replies.

@MemeWarVet

  • Claims to have fought in the Great Reddit Ban Wars of 2018.

@SchizoTypist

  • Posts stream-of-consciousness rants that accidentally predict news.

@RightoidRebel

  • Starts culture war threads that derail into food arguments.

@LeftardLad

  • Counters RightoidRebel with sanctimonious essays nobody finishes.

@ShitpostShogun

  • Rules the front page with absurd haikus about internet drama.

@KiwiFarmer

  • Imports lolcow gossip from other sites, stirring local outrage.

@AevannSimp

  • Pines for the site creator's attention with overly earnest fanart.

@TrollTickler

  • Pokes sleeping threads awake with just the right amount of sass.

@MetaMarsey

  • Obsesses over site stats, posting daily "decline of rdrama" charts.

@ChaosClown

  • Juggles three alts to argue with himself in spectacular flamewars.

@MarseyProphet

  • Predicts site meltdowns with eerie accuracy, claiming divine visions.

@BaitBoi420

  • Drops subtle troll hooks that explode into 200-reply disasters.

@CopeCrusader

  • Defends lost causes with paragraphs of unhinged optimism.

@GlowieSlayer

  • Hunts for undercover agents in every thread, armed with zero proof.

@SeetheSultan

  • Rules over grudge matches, banning dissenters from his DMs.

@BussyBard

  • Sings lewd ballads about forum lore in all-caps glory.

@ChudChamp

  • Wins debates by sheer word count, exhausting all opponents.

@PingPocalypse

  • Tags the entire userbase in one post, crashing phones everywhere.

@EdgeEmperor

  • Pushes boundaries with dark memes that skirt the rules just right.

@DramaDigger

  • Unearths ancient beefs from 2019 to reignite old wars.

@MemeMogul

  • Hoards upmarseys with recycled TikTok edits nobody admits to liking.

@SchizoScribe

  • Fills threads with coded rants only he can decipher.

@RightoidRuin

  • Turns apolitical threads into partisan battlegrounds effortlessly.

@LeftyLament

  • Mourns the site's "fashy...

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