- Reigns supreme in escalating petty arguments into full-blown forum meltdowns with a single emoji.
@MarseyManiac
- Obsesses over the site's mascot, flooding threads with custom Marsey edits daily.
@TrollLord420
- Baits newbies with fake outrage posts, then brags about it in all-caps victory screeds.
- Spams unhinged rants about niche internet subcultures nobody else understands.
@SeetheCope
- Chronicles the downfall of Reddit with smug one-liners and cryptic memes.
@GigachadPoster
- Claims to lift, code, and argue online simultaneously, but mostly just argues.
@LolcowMilker
- Hunts for unhinged X users to screenshot and mock in marathon drama threads.
@SchizoRanter
- Types 2,000-word manifestos about conspiracy theories, then deletes them in shame.
@PingPongPing
- Tags everyone in sight, turning quiet threads into chaotic notification heck.
@EdgelordSupreme
- Drops the darkest humor imaginable, then feigns innocence when called out.
@Chudinator
- Defends controversial takes with walls of text nobody reads past the first line.
@MemeMachine69
- Uploads blurry reaction images that somehow still get 100 upmarseys.
@DramatardPrime
- Lives for meta-drama, dissecting mod decisions like a deranged detective.
@FemboyFrenzy
- Posts thirst traps disguised as "ironic" bait, confusing half the userbase.
@RightoidRage
- Yells about politics in every thread, even the ones about cats.
@LeftySeether
- Counters RightoidRage with equally unhinged rants, keeping the cycle alive.
@ShitpostSage
- Crafts absurd, poetic nonsense that's oddly profound if you squint.
@KiwifarmsReject
- Brings unfiltered chaos from other forums, leaving everyone bewildered.
@AevannFan
- Worships the site's creator with creepy devotion, starting cults in the comments.
@GlowieWatch
- Accuses random users of being feds, sparking paranoid witch hunts weekly.
@BaitMasterX
- Crafts elaborate troll posts that hook at least three mods before anyone notices.
@CopeLord99
- Whines about cancel culture daily, yet never logs off to touch grass.
@MarseyCultist
- Prays to the site's mascot in unhinged threads that get stickied anyway.
@Doxxinator
- Threatens to leak IPs but only ever posts blurry cat pics instead.
@SeetheKing
- Turns every mild disagreement into a 500-comment ragefest.
@GlowieTrap
- Sets bait for feds with fake manifestos, then laughs at the chaos.
- Steals other users' best jokes and claims them as divine inspiration.
@Chudmaxxer
- Flexes obscure internet lore knowledge nobody asked for.
@PingSpamLord
- Tags 50 users per post, turning notifications into a war zone.
@EdgyMcEdgeface
- Tests the banhammer with increasingly unhinged hot takes.
- Feeds off week-old threads, reviving them with cryptic replies.
@MemeWarVet
- Claims to have fought in the Great Reddit Ban Wars of 2018.
@SchizoTypist
- Posts stream-of-consciousness rants that accidentally predict news.
@RightoidRebel
- Starts culture war threads that derail into food arguments.
@LeftardLad
- Counters RightoidRebel with sanctimonious essays nobody finishes.
@ShitpostShogun
- Rules the front page with absurd haikus about internet drama.
- Imports lolcow gossip from other sites, stirring local outrage.
@AevannSimp
- Pines for the site creator's attention with overly earnest fanart.
@TrollTickler
- Pokes sleeping threads awake with just the right amount of sass.
@MetaMarsey
- Obsesses over site stats, posting daily "decline of rdrama" charts.
@ChaosClown
- Juggles three alts to argue with himself in spectacular flamewars.
@MarseyProphet
- Predicts site meltdowns with eerie accuracy, claiming divine visions.
@BaitBoi420
- Drops subtle troll hooks that explode into 200-reply disasters.
@CopeCrusader
- Defends lost causes with paragraphs of unhinged optimism.
@GlowieSlayer
- Hunts for undercover agents in every thread, armed with zero proof.
@SeetheSultan
- Rules over grudge matches, banning dissenters from his DMs.
@BussyBard
- Sings lewd ballads about forum lore in all-caps glory.
@ChudChamp
- Wins debates by sheer word count, exhausting all opponents.
@PingPocalypse
- Tags the entire userbase in one post, crashing phones everywhere.
@EdgeEmperor
- Pushes boundaries with dark memes that skirt the rules just right.
@DramaDigger
- Unearths ancient beefs from 2019 to reignite old wars.
@MemeMogul
- Hoards upmarseys with recycled TikTok edits nobody admits to liking.
@SchizoScribe
- Fills threads with coded rants only he can decipher.
@RightoidRuin
- Turns apolitical threads into partisan battlegrounds effortlessly.
@LeftyLament
- Mourns the site's "fashy...
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