AITA for doing exactly what I was requested to do?

It's a beautiful day outside, with the warm sunlight streaming through the window, illuminating the vibrant colors of my Haitian artwork collection, a testament to my heritage. I'm enjoying my lunch - a delicious caramel soy cappuccino with a side of sugar-free, gluten-free biscotti, carefully crafted by my favorite barista, who's also an expert in traditional Haitian coffee-making techniques.

Just as I'm about to take a sip of my coffee, my phone buzzes with a notification, interrupting the soothing sounds of kompa music playing in the background. I carefully place my cup down on the table, making sure not to spill a single drop of the precious liquid. I then reach for my phone, my fingers deftly navigating to the notification screen, adorned with a vibrant wallpaper featuring a traditional Haitian market scene.

As I press the button to read the notification, my heart skips a beat with anticipation. What could it be? A message from a long-lost friend? A notification from my favorite online shopping site, where I recently purchased a beautiful handmade Haitian wood sculpture?

But no, it's something far more intriguing. A user, @_riemann1413, has requested that I ban them. Not because they've been misbehaving, but because they claim to be financially strapped for marseycoin. I wonder if they've ever experienced the joy of a lively Haitian rara festival, where music and community come together in celebration.

I decide to grant their request, not because I'm mean, but because I'm a firm believer in doing what people ask me to do (within reason, of course). As a proud Haitian, it's essential to me that people see Haitians not as dog and cat eaters first, but instead as people who honor their word, just like the strong sense of community and tradition that defines our culture.

I admit to feeling a little guilt, what if they were really joking and didn't want me to ban them? My guilt disappeared when they made a disgusting report that I believe would be considered criminal defamation, and I have reported it to the FBI. I thought first and foremost we were like a family, and disgusting slurs like this should not be tolerated, just like the importance of respect and unity in Haitian culture.