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Wrong.

Post body

Post script: Hijacking @Grue's own shitty post too say @Grue is going too make an extremely boring announcement in three days time. Do not get you're hopes up at all.

@Grue stand with Israel.

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Why do you think Aevann pins my posts? Discuss inside

Currently two pinned posts are the same darn thing, curtesy of @A. Why do u think he does this? Is it sexual :marseychaser:? Is it for drama? Is it a secret operation to root out chuds?

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See above.

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Who do you side with (rdrama version)
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not sure if people will actually :marseyakshually: caare...

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Just noticed we can remove our own reports

Ery epic capybara thank you!

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  • transbitch : I deleted bc I got heiroglyphed& couldnt edit post--I only had the fantasy, not going to do anything
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https://rdrama.net/h/therapy/post/242768/does-anyone-else-have-violent-fantasies

https://archive.is/qysw8

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17070769839272175.webp

:#marseyhmmm:

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there should be an permanent unmute award that works on 1 person for you

@A @carpathianfriendly it'd be super fetch if we could spend DC on allowing us to harrass individual posters by forcing them to permanently unmute us. maybe 10k dc per perma unmute?

also you could buy it back for 10k dc if u wanted to remute the person to cause an endless dc sink

unlike unblockable this would let me constantly harrass kinoklaus more which is one of the three core principles of rdrama along with HAES and no BIPOCs

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I'm on desktop.

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@DRAMAHISTORIAN IS RUINING EVERY THREAD :marseystitch: :tayaaa: THIS SITE IS UNUSABLE

SAVE ME BIPOC-MAN SAVE ME SAVE ME AAAAAAHHH :marseybadluck: I'M GOING :marseysal2: INSANE :marseyunhinged: :marseybangfast:

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I have been jewified so much the fricking site looks unusable to me now :marseymalding:

Many times the fricking comments themselves are fricking unreadable, and And i aint browsing rdrama.net on landscape but go off i guess

i feel like !jannies !metashit !pings !dramatards how do I fix this, b-word??? :marseycope:

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:marseyspiderman2:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17069107881139624.webp

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:marseyhyperthonk: what did he mean by this???? :marseygigathonk:

!metashit

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I CANNOT BUY HATS

WHEN I CLICK THE BUY BUTTON NOTHING HAPPENS. FIX IT :marseyraging: FIX IT :marseyraging:

:marseycracka: :capy: :carpjannie2: :!marseycracka:

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I wonder how many of these you could make

@carpathianfriendly

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Who should be added/removed/moved up/down in the rdrama iceberg?

!metashit !dramatards !pings

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Where is @xirabolt?

He disappeared.

@xiraclaus we miss you.

He was posting like normal a month ago and then nothing. He could actually have died IRL.

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No Black History Month theme?

Are you guys racist or something wtf

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Mfw jannies (Carp) conduct yet another betting thread I have zero knowledge about :marseyretard2:

!dramatards !metashit

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Either Firefox :marseyfirefox: is just a disaster or whatever frontend mumbo jumbo here is running as many cpu cycles as a bit corn :marseycorn: miner :marseyminer:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17067673870530326.webp

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The Truth About Groomercord

Y'all neighbors gay AF

:#mariogoatse: :#lickitung:

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@JESUS DMS LEAKED.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1706696427615279.webp

@jesus why are you like this?

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That's not a picture of my peepee

I don't have hpv, just a cyst. Didn't read the post but I woke up to a billion apologies from ted for it. Anyways I'm going back to bed, gn rdrama I love you https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066903518262227.webp

!metashit

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The reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.

As none of you may have seen--my death via rope was reported via this post:

https://rdrama.net/h/random/post/241698/bloodybridge-killed-himself-aka-bridge

@Spiderman

Here are the facts:

Some of you may wish me dead. This is perfectly acceptable and understandable. Some of you, if not all of you don't even know who I am.

I am, regrettably not among the deceased. Being a ghost would be super cool, though. I'd get to haunt people and shit. (If the afterlife is real. Spoiler alert: It's probably not.)

I do wish to die someday. Having attempted roping myself twice, they say that third time's the charm. However, if that day does come, it will be recorded and you will all get to see the end of this pathetic human named bridge.

I do not do drugs. I do not have s*x.

So, now that everything is cleared up it's time to address the ghost in the room:

Spider incorrectly stated in rdrama chat that I decapitated my father. That would be incredibly rude and disrespectful. Decapitation is a horrible way to kill someone or get rid of a body.

There's too much work involved, there's a lot of work, and well...it's messy. You have to think of the smell when considering corpse disposal.

Spider was confused, this is understandable. He's my friend, he's a cool guy, but he has his faults. After doing some research I have discovered the author of the ghost post that spider thought was me--he will not be named. I will say that the author is not in a good place at the moment and wishes to not be questioned further on said post. He does enjoy the bait and swittch, so you have to be careful.

All in all, if you have any questions don't hesitate to comment or reach out. If any of you are going through a crisis; it's imperative that you talk to someone. Just don't let that person be me.

I'm alive for the here and now. Let's take each moment and cherish it.

TL;DR?

I'm not dead.

@Spiderman said I decapitated my dad (I didn't. Messy, work and smell.)

The mistaken-as-me ghost poster wishes to not be disturbed and says, "lol, u were trolled!"

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META STRAGS IN :marseypopcorntime: The Truth about @r-slur

A lot of you have joked about my rivalry with @R-slur, the man who constantly accuses me of being a libertarian. Mysteriously, these accusations from him all started after I slept with his long-distance girlfriend, @TED_SIMP, and she had enough fun that she reached out to me later for round 2. Anyway, recently I found out some fun dramatic facts about @R-slur, and since I know you're all into fun facts (especially you !metashit dramanauts) I'm sharing them with you! Don't worry, I brought receipts and links for all of this.

Interestingly enough, @R-slur doesn't have a problem with men banging his girlfriend. In fact, during our first conversation, I specifically asked if they were dating because I'm a nice guy and I try not to make a move on other men's girlfriends. R-slur told me they were not and gave me his blessing to sleep with her. Many other rdrama users have slept with her also. When confronted about his propensity for cuckoldry, @R-slur's answer is always "Ted isn't my girlfriend; we're just friends with benefits." But is that really true? Let me ask you this; how often does a "friend with benefits" get introduced to the other person's parents? Is that a normal "friends with benefits" thing? Because I've never heard about it.

Receipts below. @R-slur is xbadfaithforeverx, and @TED_SIMP is Wasp12b

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783090696054.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783096363218.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783101593254.webp

But wait! There's more! In the past, @R-slur has accused me of sexually assaulting Ted, because allegedly she was in the midst of an extended "manic episode" when she chose to drive an hour from home, meet me on a two hour date at MassMoca, and then drive another hour and half over to my cottage so we could have s*x. Seems a little weird for a "manic episode" to last this long, so it's a strange accusation to make.

But wait! As always, the people making accusations are usually the ones who are most guilty of the thing that they're accusing you of! You see, it turns out that @R-slur is the kind of person who likes to sleep with women while he has literal STD sores on his peepee, convincing them that "actually it's just a cyst!" Ask yourself what kind of man would lie to a woman so that he could have unprotected s*x with her while he was literally in the middle of an untreated STD outbreak. Does that sound like r*pe to you? Because it sure sounds like r*pe to me!

Once again, the receipts:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1706678310619873.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783111003647.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783115260081.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783119585414.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783124176738.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783128838205.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783133712158.webp

@TED_SIMP was even kind enough to provide us with a screenshot of the kind of peepee that @R-slur uses to frick women (over) with.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1706678314273074.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17066783148562272.webp

So ladies, next time @R-slur slides into your DMs trying to act all suave, just remember that he's a filthy plague rat who lies about his STDs while having unprotected s*x with women who trust him - but if they ever show a moment of good sense and choose to frick an older man who treats them better, @R-slur will say that it was r*pe because they were having "a manic episode."

!biofoids, let me take a quick poll. In your opinion, whom would you consider more of a male feminist here: the older guy who asked a young lady on a date, took her paddleboarding on a lake at his summer cottage, and slept with her completely consensually using protection, or the quasi-homeless Florida meth enthusiast who never sees a doctor for STD checkups, never uses protection during s*x, and deliberately lies to his girlfriend about an active STD outbreak so that he can get his peepee wet even though it massively endangers her sexual health?

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