lmao she must have bought this while I was taking pictures of another capy plushie that I coincidentally posted in a comment yesterday

Merry Christmas everyone!

Aevann Carp where's my hatchad badge?

Its literally all white i can't make out anything

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Leave your choice in the comments, highest upmarseys comment wins

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!moidmoment

!metashit

https://rdrama.net/h/eevee/post/231434/superstraight-ribbon-dog-gets-hundreds-of

It's unacceptable that you're asleep for hours every day, hours during which you're not upmarseying my witty bon mots.

👏🏽 Do 👏🏽 better. 👏🏽

He killed self due to gacha ban

@MlLF nyeeds cash nyow!

He said he'ww kiww himself unless he gets swome dc dwonyated!

Dwonyate guys, hurry pwease!

Trans women are women, bigot

@Red_and_Green_Shill

@August - 14 votes

@The_Christmasocracy - 26 votes

@JefftheJolly - 18 votes

@Joan - 32 votes

Please feel free to mansplain your vote.

!metashit lol

it's all chicks with peepees if you click on them

If he was from US he would had called me Mexican if from France Algerian if from Germany Turk and etc

Imagining that I am Moroccan helps him feel better about him self so since I am such good and kind person I'll be for him an Moroccan and on my way to steal his bike

Gather round !nonchuds and !cuteandvalid

I sent Aevann a picture of my butt and got jack-shit for it. BUT she said "would".

So anyways, that's the story! I could be TED_SIMP 3.0, but sadly I am not because Aevann exercised an iota better judgement.

Hey kids! I have a sweet bedtime story to share with y'all. !metashit !cuteandvalid

It begins after Aevann gave me 20k mb for dming him an butt pic (this was before he ghosted me). I polled popular opinion on what I should do, and I after everyone told me to gamble it, I YOLOd it into a big slots pull. Luckily, I doubled my money, and I walked home with 40k mb total! I could gamble it again, but tbh I only gambled it in the first place because people told me to. Instead, I had a better idea! A PEEPEE RATING CONTEST! This guy ended up winning (nice peepee!), and I payed out the mb. (I spent the rest of the 20k mb ban awarding chuds, like this guy that called me a gay man.

During the contest, though, I recieved a DM from someone. He said that he wouldn't post his peepee on rDrama (smart!), but that he did have a FetLife profile that I could check out. I set up a FetLife account just to look at his profile picture, turns out he was kinda cute. We started chatting, turns out that he lives in a city thats only a few hours drive from me. I really did consider driving out there to frick him, but my normie bestie talked me out of it. Our chats kinda dimmed after that, and I soon moved on to developing crushes on other university students that I actually know irl.

So anyways, that's the story! I could be TED_SIMP 2.0, but sadly I am not because I had my friend exercise an iota of good judgement for me.