Less than 2% of U.S. adults have gotten updated Covid booster shots Vaxxmaxxing is dead 
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At least 4.4 million people have received an updated Covid booster since the start of the month, according to data released Thursday by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
That number represents around 1.5% of people currently eligible to receive the shots in the U.S. The data does not include people who received updated Pfizer-BioNTech boosters in Idaho and Texas, the CDC said, so it is likely an underestimate.
The bivalent shots target both the original coronavirus strain and the currently circulating omicron subvariants BA.4 and BA.5.
That's nearly triple the number from the start of the month.
Nearly 80% of the U.S. population has received at least one shot of a primary Covid vaccine, and nearly 68% is considered fully vaccinated by the CDC, meaning they've gotten either one dose of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine or two shots of Pfizer's, Moderna's or Novavax's, which was authorized in July.
"Many people are certainly due for a booster and this comes at a critical time," he said. "
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If covid was going to kill me it would have by now.
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Once youve caught it you realize its nbd
Thank frick ive got a home gym.
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More like homo gym lololol
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That's just a regular gym.
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The best gains
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Had it twice. Felt like the flu at 75% but lasted longer. Not worth freaking out about, still sucked though
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Fr fr I've had it thrice and still not dead.
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Three times? Are you going around licking escalator handrails or something?
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He has AIDS.
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Antiretrovirals are a NWO plot to take away our guns and make us live in pods.
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Omicron and BA 4 & 5 are super contagious, and have a high variance in the spike protein which means the protection you should be getting from reinfection (from natural immunity as well as boosters/vaxxing) is nil.
The good news is that it's basically the common cold in terms of symptoms and has almost no chance of killing or hospitalizing you.
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I go to the club
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If I've ever had it I didn't notice
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my great grandma got it in 2020 and is still alive
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They say that Covid makes people r-slurred, but that wouldn't affect you.
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I've had covid and I'm fully vaccinated.
I'm also not obese or old. Pretty sure I'm fine, why would I give myself a shitty weekend for no reason (my body hates the vax, symptoms worse than actual covid).
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Wait I'm confused. I thought you need two boosters to be considered "fully vaccinated", or was that WHO. Or did the CDC change it again. Help!
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Fully vaccinated is 2 shots but being 'up to date' is having your most recently recommend booster
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Thank you friend, may the Fauci be with you.
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Sweet I'm fully vaccinated. Not getting boosters, sorry
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The cool thing about making a new definition is that it allows them to still require boosters in places like universities without moving the goal posts of 'fully vaccinated'.
They just say we require you to be up to date on COVID vaccinations and they're still following the (((science))) from the CDC.
I only have two, if I ever need 3 I'll just copypaste one of my vaccines on the record and change the date. No one is ever going to verify.
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I was trying to get a new contract a while back and they wanted me to carry workers comp insurance, which is incredibly expensive. I explained to the company that I wasn't planning on bringing any employees on site and it was just me, and that workers comp generally won't ever cover corporate partners so the insurance was essentially useless, but they insisted on it, so I did exactly what you described and just photoshopped some extra shit on my real policy.
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Get a worker's comp exclusion from your state that you can throw at corporate clients who insist on a million different fricking types of insurance.
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Two shots ✅
First Booster ✅
Second Booster ✅
Bivalient Booster ✅
iOS 16 installed ✅
Yup I’m “Up To Date”.
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Boosters Now. Boosters Forever.
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why does marsey have abs in this emote
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because this Marsey was modeled after me 💪💪💪
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Slavery really is a choice like Kanye said. This dude is a slave through and through.
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Why yes, I have gotten my 38th Covid booster. How can you tell?
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R.I.P Covid, you helped me scam so much money from the government.
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End of an Era.
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Still waiting for the winter of the unvaccinated. Any day now...
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It’s scheduled before the Long Covid pandemic and after blood clots killing all the vaxxxedmaxxxed.
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Not of bloodclots though
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The sickest I've ever felt was the 48 hours following my second dose. No way I'm willingly subjecting myself to that again. I got sick during the peak of omicron and that felt like nothing.
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I could barely move, I felt so awful. I'm getting the new booster on Thursday to get out of having to do shit with my girlfriend then.
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Yeah collectively, the side effects of the vaccines went well beyond any anticipated damage from the virus.
And then imagine still getting it after anyways because they don't work
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Detrans lives matter
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Yea getting intentionally sick via vaccine and then still getting sick anyway sucked. double the sick for nothing
not only that, I was almost hospitalized from the vaccine, was down for nearly a whole week after the second dose. It was god awful
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We're doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don't do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my butt I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I'm ready to put meth in my butt and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I've already made up my mind. It's going up there.
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I remember that post
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if i'm already considered
fully vaccinated 
why do i need another shot
THERE'S NOTHING ABOVE
FULLY VACCINATED 
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Vaccination-as-service.
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Clear failure of leadership, better start apartheid again. Use the military to get shots in arms
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More for me!
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The top reddit comment:
yes the vaccine boosters have had no advertising
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hahaha SO close
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I didn't even know they had them lol
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Is that why Pfizer is requesting emergency use authorization for shots for 5-11 yo?
You know, for all those kids dropping dead.
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Wait we're supposed to have had 5 shots by now?!
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Why didnt anyone mandate a clean covid test before getting the jab? Theres no way getting the jab while asymptomatic was good for you
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Yeah this is a genuine L for team vax in the "11-figure-funded government agencies versus random internet schmucks" bowl.
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No youre not getting it. Those people already had covid but it was asymptomatic, getting the jab overloaded their immune system. And it counted as an unvaxxed death because it was within two weeks of it. Shits fricked
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Even if thats true youre never going to prove it. Getting the jab while infected is a very logical oversight that people can see
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Dumbasses castrated their own immune system and are excited about doing it again comparing it to game consoles and shit lmfao. Everyone in that thread is salty they cant get a ANOTHER booster bc they’ve had Covid this summer, after already receiving 3 shots of whatever the frick it is, stuck in a loop forever.
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Wrong, this means putting money into a harder ad campaign, and more articles about chuds being plague rats n killing grandma
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Journ*lists will literally never figure out when they should stop posting shit about an issue nobody cares about anymore, but their bosses will pretty soon and they'll order their newsrooms to stop talking about this. Since it doesn't seem physically possible to have another real covid resurgence that compares in any way to the OG one, I doubt they have any way to bring it back again either.
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holy frick 325.1 million covid deaths just flew over my house
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John Hopkins reported you don't need the boosters but nobody listens
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I've gotten two shots and didn't get any better at math so what's the point?
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They're all mrna ones (aka pre-prion-pandemic) right?
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