Plot twist: Russians announce that Nord Stream 2 wasn't actually severed

Let’s pick apart this shit article for fun, because what it’s saying makes no sense to me. I have an intimate knowledge of this industry. I don’t read news anymore because the glaring flaws in topics that I know about has taught me that literally nothing they say can be trusted, ever, under any circumstances.

First, conceptually, fundamentally, it makes no sense. The article seems to be implying that it’s somehow getting product from an upstream compressor station. Nord2 was never commissioned, so it 100% was filled with nitrogen (not natty gas) and SEALED at both ends. It would not just be sitting there, decommissioned, filled with product, under any circumstances. That means that if there was an additional leak, it was just the head pressure shifting due to tides forcing a little bit more nitrogen out.

The idea that the pipeline is somehow getting gas from an upstream source (???) and that this indicated that it’s just dandy (???) and the pipeline jannies can’t explain it (?????) is patently r-slurred. Let’s see what the jslurs have to say:

Whatever, the case, Gazprom issued a statement today saying that Nord Stream 2 may still be operable

How, do, I use, commas? I will, just stick them all over, the place to be sure.

After gas stops leaking from the affected pipes, saltwater will rush in, causing corrosion. This, coupled with the possible forming of ice plugs in the lines that would need to be cleared, could make repairs cost-prohibitive.

This is accurate, and I posted a comment in the original thread saying the same thing. I’ve plugs can also cause additional ruptures upstream/downstream, it happens fairly often in construction but rarely on completed lines

Experts and observers have noted that the unexpected increase in gas flowing out of the breach in the Nord Stream 2 pipeline can only come from one source, though the exact reason could still be innocuous.

The Nord Stream 2 pipeline is actually comprised of two parallel lines, one of which the Russian state gas company says appeared to be untouched

This is the most perplexing part. Parallel pipelines are fairly common, but everywhere else in the article it refers to Nord2 as a singular pipeline. Is Nord2 a dual lay, meaning 3 total pipelines? No one knows, because these jslurs can’t comprehend what they’re writing. I’m pretty sure they just got confused and thought that Nord1 and 2 were the same thing for exactly one sentence

@Redactor0 this turned into a really long sneedfest and you should pin it so we can all at the j slur BIPOC r-slurs

It was already fixed and repurposed by Hilary Clinton to traffic children.

>Is there a country where one of their primary goals in foreign policy for the last 75 years is to drive a wedge between America and its European allies?

The perfidious Anglo strikes again

Please just give me cheaper gas

>its da jooz

shut your mouth pigskin,even if the jews arent BLACK they did more to mankind that the cumskin,snow dwelling white monkeys,all wh*te dog should know their places in the bottom of the race pyramid

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canada, they are well known for exporting oil

upon further investigation I conclude: OP doesn't know shit.

Bruh this was known from day 1.

I fricking knew it!