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Sean Spicey https://twitter.com/seanspicer/status/1585809826818322432 
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I am a lawyercel, Elon, hire me as head of legal please I will even commit perjury if the salary is high enough
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Is this the rdrama version of "when communism wins, in the commune I'll work as..."?
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Dibs on Twitter’s kitten-player-with!
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huh? why did you stop?
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I got a good back too, can dig a nice shallow grave if you know what I mean
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Bury straight up and down
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Right!?
I check diversity boxes (am femboy) and would work my butt off for a 6 figure salary. Plus there is a near zero chance I'll ever have a family!
Hire team rdrama!
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I want him to hire me as a press secretary. I'd be terrible because I'm an neurodivergent political extremist, but I'd be entertaining.
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Can you imagine how hard it would be to be the Biden wrangler preventing him from seeing the gigacute twink shooting tik toks and calling him a "limp-wristed poofter" or some sort of other old-timey gay slur?
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Biden would see him as a valid and highly productive contributor to the hard work the government does EVERY DAY.
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I would not blast his bussy
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De-cute twink him and I would.
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Lmao poorcel, just go to biglaw
If you cant make partner at jones day or latham or whatever youre not good enough to be head of twitter legal, sorry buddy
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Imagine going through law school just to work 60-70 hour weeks.
Regional midlaw master race. Pay is almost as good, you don’t have to live in NY so your money actually goes further, and you can get away with 45 hour weeks
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Like Jesus just go into tech, be a lazy Brainlet, and make the same money anywhere in the country
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Lmao what sort of cope is this? You misspelled "40% less" somehow, weird
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I'm in muskbros.
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General counsel gigs are fricking sweet to have, too. Mid six figures base at the lowest.
No biglaw hours either.
You’re less a lawyer and more of an corporate officer that happens to know the law and keeps everything compliant/the other officers out of D Block, though.
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