CDC director says agency ‘is taking bird flu very seriously' as epidemic fears grow

Just in time for the election.

if they try to shut down the country again im putting a bullet in my head

The solution is clear

>keep having bird flus pop up

>kill all birds

>no more bird flu

idk how mfs dont think of this

Birdism is the real pandemic

Feardemic season 2 Let's gooooo!

>bird flu

Boooooo, I've seen this movie already

>invent a bullshit flu that has a few scary symptoms but is otherwise harmless

>panic the whole world and force people into lockdowns and untested treatments

>put a spotlight on every single conspiracy theory and make sure every normie hears about those evil people that are denying the science

>keep this up for way too long to the point where even normal people start to distrust health authorities

>make sure that the only people who still care about covid are batshit insane and amplify their voice to further erode people's trust

>when you're sure no one will ever take a respiratory illness epidemic seriously again release an actual deadly flu

>watch how people refuse to do anything to protect themselves because muh covid

>solve overpopulation, housing crisis, social programs overspending, political extremism, foreign threats and lots of other annoying problems

>after everything settles the remaining people are either sheep, too scared to disagree with you ever again or crippled by either the disease or the treatment

>profit!

This one is even more dangerous than the last one. We're gonna need to shut everything down even harder. We're gonna need to bail everything out even more. We're gonna need to give even more white women disability for imaginary long-term complications. We're gonna need to forgive even more student loans for liberal arts degrees. We're gonna need even more medications distributed to minorities first because their lives matter even more.

We're gonna need to vote even more blue no matter who!

haaaaahahahahahahahahahaha oh man here we go again!

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