Kate middleton is 
https://x.com/CilComLFC/status/1794094847369867524
BREAKING: The Princess of Wales will probably “not appear in public for the rest of the year”, and is being “surrounded” by her birth family, royal sources and friends of Kate Middleton have told The Daily Beast.
— Cillian (@CilComLFC) May 24, 2024
This does not sound good. 😳 pic.twitter.com/4mdAiNk5tj
or 
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/r/conspiracy is mourning
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New portrait of Kate Middleton draws strong reactions online: Kate did not sit for the portrait of herself. Instead, the artist behind it, Hannah Uzor, a British-Zambian artist, sifted through over 189,000 photos of Kate to "capture her likeness," according to Tatler.
!illuminati the secret is out prepare to take help of the !glowies in covering this up 
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dead. uh huh, sure she is
the windsors will introduce a new princess such-and-such within a couple of years
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Cute gecko though.
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Pretty sad tbh I still hate Meghan
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Sounds like she's properly ill
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Nah, nah, it's got to be Prince
Philip's brain 
in a jar ordered her murder.
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@X stand with israel
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THE PRINCESS IS DEAD AND YOU ARE CELEBRATING!?
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She looks ran through and fat. I would not have s*x with her.
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Mudvayne
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She caught Wills cheating and he beat her into a coma, they'll never let her regain consciousness
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Ma'am.
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This conspiracy is even more r-slurred than the usual.
Royal family leaks like crazy because the British press pay amazingly for any gossip. If she was dead they would announce it and have a royal funeral to milk the frick out of it.
Even if William had knocked her off he can't be arrested or charged without the king revoking his titles, titled members of the royal family are not subject to laws as the body which establishes laws is subservient to the crown. William could drive a tank though London murdering thousands of people and the king wouldn't do anything because that means Harry and the American BIPOC are next in line.
It's been less than 100 years since a king had to abdicate because of an American. There will be a civil war (fought only with spoons because the British don't have licences for knives) before an American becomes consort.
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Hasn't Harry already had his titles revoked since he left the royal family ?
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Nope. They are not doing anything to earn their gibbs but still have them and their titles. The only thing they don't get is the 5% of their income that came from taxes.
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Remember Pippa's arse? Imagine having your entire life as a princess overshadowed by your sister's fantastic arse on your wedding day. And then yo hit the wall and get severe resting b-word face and then die if cancer.
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Holy shit both of them hit the wall really hard. Recent picture of Pippa Middleton:
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That's a 9.5 in bongland
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Remember? I'm (supposed to be) looking right at it and I still can't find it
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It's nowhere near as good as I remember it tbh but it was memorable at the time somehow.
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This is what happens to bongs. People complain about Indians looking ugly but the average bong woman after age 35 looks worse than the average Indian woman who is high class enough to be able to take care of herself.
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She's got cancer you fricking r-slurs
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It's not nice to call her cancer, especially when she's already dead.
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the reply blaming it on covid lmao 😂😂 the government really broke chuds with that covid shit theyre still talking abt it
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I just went down the biggest rabbit hole and found /r/KateMiddletonMissing ... people REALLY love their conspiracy theories.
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Man I'm so glad I stumbled across this place for my popcorn instead of that place. What the frick goes on in there is beyond my understanding
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