@Alliteration's comment on ':marseybritbongitsover: Kate middleton is :marseydead:'

https://twitter.com/CilComLFC/status/1794094847369867524

BREAKING: The Princess of Wales will probably “not appear in public for the rest of the year”, and is being “surrounded” by her birth family, royal sources and friends of Kate Middleton have told The Daily Beast.

This does not sound good. 😳 pic.twitter.com/4mdAiNk5tj
— Cillian (@CilComLFC) May 24, 2024

:#marseyrave: or :#marseytombstone: ??

/r/conspiracy is mourning

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1d0abp5/breaking_kate_middleton_will_not_appear_in_public/

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1czl342/if_we_were_to_speculate_that_in_the_coming_months/

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/1cysf4v/wheres_kate_middleton/

New portrait of Kate Middleton draws strong reactions online: Kate did not sit for the portrait of herself. Instead, the artist behind it, Hannah Uzor, a British-Zambian artist, sifted through over 189,000 photos of Kate to "capture her likeness," according to Tatler.

!illuminati the secret is out prepare to take help of the !glowies in covering this up :marseyshutitdown:

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UncleAbortionAlt He/Him rdrama's first openly trans man 1mo ago #6459015

Remember Pippa's arse? Imagine having your entire life as a princess overshadowed by your sister's fantastic arse on your wedding day. And then yo hit the wall and get severe resting b-word face and then die if cancer.

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Holy shit both of them hit the wall really hard. Recent picture of Pippa Middleton:

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Alliteration zoom/her UncleAbortionAlt 1mo ago #6459645

That's a 9.5 in bongland

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

UncleAbortionAlt 1mo ago #6459251

Remember? I'm (supposed to be) looking right at it and I still can't find it :#tayshrug:

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UncleAbortionAlt He/Him rdrama's first openly trans man jesus 1mo ago #6459352

It's nowhere near as good as I remember it tbh but it was memorable at the time somehow.

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BC XOR/XNOR Kill the whiteoid, save the man. UncleAbortionAlt 1mo ago #6459108

This is what happens to bongs. People complain about Indians looking ugly but the average bong woman after age 35 looks worse than the average Indian woman who is high class enough to be able to take care of herself.