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If you were elected as the Governor of your state, what kinds of dramatic nonsense would you do?

As a leaf, if I was Premier of Alberta, I'd ban puberty blockers, ban pronouns/train nonsense and write very nice letters to the Russian government. Also create a new statutory holiday commemorating Premier Ford's green belt corruption scandal. And also pay for Russian language classes for schools and universities.

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  • Audit of all homeless programs followed by prosecution of those caught. Claw back as much of the stolen money as we can by seizing their homes.

  • Everyone on Metro is hassled by the state troopers nonstop until they drastically increase the area zoned for studio and 1 bedroom apartments.

  • Establish a temporary camp in the desert where tweakers are sent to cool off until congress appropriates money for new jails.

  • Until enough public defenders have been hired to do normal trials, do El Salvador-style mass trials for criminals who are caught red-handed. Like if they're found in public with drugs or they shoplift right in front of the cameras.

  • Take a massive shit right in the middle of Lake Oswego.

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