As a leaf, if I was Premier of Alberta, I'd ban puberty blockers, ban pronouns/train nonsense and write very nice letters to the Russian government. Also create a new statutory holiday commemorating Premier Ford's green belt corruption scandal. And also pay for Russian language classes for schools and universities.
If you were elected as the Governor of your state, what kinds of dramatic nonsense would you do?
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Declare Wisconsin a sovereign state, then build border walls between us and Minnesota/Illinois.
At the border crossing, residents of those states will receive a stamp in their passport that says GO FUCK YOURSELF.
All Subaru crossovers, Rav4s, and CR-Vs will be banned from interstates.
Anti-speed cameras. If you're going slower than 60 and there's more than a 1/4 mile gap ahead of you, $300 fine.
Noise cameras. I want to relax in the backyard without listening to a bunch of zoomers revving their crotch rockets to 15,000rpm constantly.
Cruise control usage is mandatory. Matching the speed of a vehicle as you pass it is grounds to be TVI'd by a good samaritan
All homeless will be offered help. If they are still homeless in a month, they will be dumped into Lake Michigan.
Retail theft is punishable by removal of a hand.
Auto theft is punishable by removal of a foot.
Insulting my cats is punishable by removal of the tongue.
Self-checkout will require a competency exam. You will be tested on average scan rate, ability to locate barcodes, time to key in POTATO, time to clear an unexpected item fault, and time to remove bags. Once the receipt has finished printing, you have 15 seconds to load the rest of your groceries and move out of the way, or it automatically charges you a $5 dilly-dallying fee.
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