There are unconfirmed rumours that Chinese President Xi Jinping had a severe stroke
NVM IT WAS FAKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
There are only contradictory X(formerly known as Twitter) posts about this and some articles on sites like this forex one or an indian newspaper and nothing on AP and Reuters yet. 
I guess we'll find out in a couple of days.
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Thats not how you spell Falun Gong
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falun gong is more trustworthy than the average indian
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one can only hope that he has had his last pot of honey...
!anticommunists
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Perfect, my family qualifies!
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I hope Randy Marsh r*ped him
!male feminists
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Glowies getting paid overtime this week
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Good think we're all part of the fourth category (maybe)...
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I get a whiff of an actual apocalypse, I'm going out guns blazing.
I hope I live long enough to become that paranoid schizophrenic sniper in post-apocalyptic movies that kills anyone and anything that moves.
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he wants to be more biden-like and knows having a stroke will do it!
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Imagine how stressful a conversation between the two would be for the translators
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Xi knows Burger. He just chooses not to speak Burger.
Still malding that his daughter got honeypotted and peepeeed down the one semester she spent in the US for university.
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That just makes it extra stressful for the translators
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Nothing ever happens
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Honest question to all the chinks and commies: does it really matter who's at the head of the CCP? Like, does the "president" have any initiative at all? I don't care about slant-eyed nonsense usually but this has gotten me curious.
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Yes they do, which is why they all purge their enemies ASAP upon taking power. Deng Xiaoping, enjoyer of limited markets, actually survived multiple purges and jail time before he finally managed to seize power from the turbo-commies and then purge them in return.
They are in large part responsible for commie theory instructions, foreign policy and some other shit.
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Xi is a very strong authoritarian leader (or he was, until he stroked out). He's buck broken all the Chinese billionaires and anyone in the party who might challenge him.
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In xi's case, yes, dude has been very succesful consolidating power on himself, he's basically emperor of china.
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He also doesn't have a named successor as the last most likely successor got himself yeeted into the bad-touch mansion.
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The what
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Pretty sure they have 5 yeear plans but somebody gotta be in charge still.
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The 5 year plan is always "Trust the plan, it will be fixed in
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Yea but those are probably dictated by the larger party moreso than by president/general secretary/whatever their position is called.
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Yeah, but if he isn't a kitty he has filled the party with his sycophants and got rid of the opposition, like Xi did
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The party follows the leftoid theory advanced by the chief party hack/president when setting those goals. They give them fun names too like Xi Jinping Thought or Scientific Outlook on Development (Hu Jintao's version). The other big ones were the Three Represents, Deng Xiaopeng Theory, and Mao Zedong Thought.
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Yes, and in the case of Xi especially yes, he's done a good job at consolidating power to himself.
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Most stable timeline
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Lotta people severely stroking themselves over this one
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lol chinese dood be like dis tea 2spicy
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
The 8-Ball Says: Ask again later.
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100,000 points have been deducted from the hookers social credit score and she is no longer allowed to give handies to members of the CCP. CNN has declared this as proof of American superiority as American hookers have never injured any of their presidential customers so far. On the other hand, Fox news has declared that liberal culture has left women so weak none of them can maintain a good firm grip anymore. This democrat - republican divide has led to all out war in the subreddit /r/nothowwomenwork with half the mods quitting and half the userbase getting banned for speaking in bad faith. The sub now belongs to the realest women of all. The ones with peepeees.
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BARDFINN!
Current hyperfixation:
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Record is 1 days 13 hours 09 minutes and 59 seconds by TheDunceonFlorist
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was BardWatch which was 0 days 10 hours 26 minutes and 40 seconds
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r-slurred
rumor spread 
by an indian 
newspaper. looks like it's a day that ends in y
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It also appeared in Kenyatalk.com though
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Oh no! What if
becomes brain dead and then he forms an alliance with 
against 
???
They will bond over their shared interests like blended food and adult diapers.
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Go get them chip fabtories Trump!
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They are robots, so what does it matter? They probably have a replacement model waiting to be deployed.
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Oh my god i hope him and biden
die at the same time and reincarnate 
as twins
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