Microsoft cloud outage causes airlines to ground flights

AlcoholicAttorney esq/booze :marseysuit:

10d ago #6715549

Well frick this explains why I'm stuck on the tarmac. I wish British Airways would just, ya know, tell us. :marseyraging:

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HarryTrumanDorisDay allo/allo :marseyfug:

you should listen to debussy AlcoholicAttorney 10d ago #6715556

>Hello, sir, you are stuck on the tarmac sir.

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AlcoholicAttorney esq/booze :marseysuit:

HarryTrumanDorisDay 10d ago #6715584

Apparently the BA systems are fine, but if ATC at Heathrow could kindly redeem the backup sarr.

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AlcoholicAttorney 10d ago #6715612

you might actually :marseynerd3: be stuck for days. please :marseyinshallah: update if more happens

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AlcoholicAttorney esq/booze :marseysuit:

I have finally made it to Heathrow and the terminals are overflowing with people. I have zero idea if I will make it back to the US today and neither do the airline staff.

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88FLESHLIGHTFORARYANGOONS she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic Aryan princess 卐_卐 AlcoholicAttorney 10d ago #6715968

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AlcoholicAttorney esq/booze :marseysuit:

88FLESHLIGHTFORARYANGOONS 10d ago #6715973

May he choke on something that's not micro and soft.

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arseupwrongo lors/lara bark brölölö 11d ago #6715472

>save to hard disk?
>no let's send it to a microsoft server 1000km away
>what could go wrong

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Negev-sama zion/ist Palestinecucks stay mad :marseyisraeliflag:

arseupwrongo 11d ago #6715499

Whoever suggested this should be fired for suggesting they use cloud, and executed for suggesting Microsoft

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Alliteration zoom/her arseupwrongo 10d ago #6715724

Windows keep defaulting to cloud save every time I want to save a word file, I hate it

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TheOverSeether cute/twink :marseycrusader:

Alliteration 10d ago #6715795

Yeah, same. It waste several seconds to load up the save screen, and it's probably why loading a office file takes 10 seconds. They've made the darn thing slower. I hate Microsoft so much (have to use it for work :marseygiveup: ).

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Geralt_of_Uganda ray/cis Medallion's humming :marseygeralt:

10d ago #6715517

Saar the microsoft tech support is working hard to fix the issue saar. Please do the needful and ground your flights.

Also it's not just airlines and banks, news networks and stock exchanges are affected too

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BushWasRight free/dom There's no ideology but liberal democracy :marseyliberty:

and Fukuyama :marseyreactor:

is its prophet Geralt_of_Uganda 10d ago #6715627

:marseyparty: :marseyjournogenocide: :!marseyparty:

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hypernovasaiz lord/liege moralstrag :marseypearlclutch:

10d ago #6715783

I LOVE Cloud Computing!!!

:#marseysoylentgrin:

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_sus ogre/bogre :parrotslow:

hypernovasaiz 10d ago #6715848

cloud computing is fine, I don't have 4 GPUs inside my laptop or at home.

cloud storage for word documents, something that laptops from 1999 can handle with ease, that's bullshit.

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hypernovasaiz lord/liege moralstrag :marseypearlclutch:

_sus 10d ago #6715912

Everything isn't being ground to a halt because they can't access their word documents sweaty.

They're using other peoples' servers (cloud) for more than just storage.

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey _sus 10d ago #6716494

Cloud storage for documents is also fine if it's just a backup.

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 10d ago #6715732

Yeah our bank is affected too. Its because of the crowdstrike issue apparently :xd:

!codecels happy holiday

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Daddy_Donovan ac/dcfan Cure for being ameriKKKan :marseyburger:

cyberdick 10d ago #6715771

I was going sleep in after reading the news and blame this but it was too hot !britbongs :marseycry:

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not-dua-lipa trickno/logist rdrama's #1 ContraPoints stan :taylove:

youtube.com/@ContraPoints?sub_confirmation=1 Daddy_Donovan 10d ago #6715791

"sorry boss, my ACAAS runs through crowdstrike" !codecels amirite

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Morpheuswipe face/off Daddy_Donovan 10d ago #6715776

Only thing out of comission for me is the IT help desk unfortunately :marseyitsover:

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TheOverSeether cute/twink :marseycrusader:

cyberdick 10d ago #6715796

Wait, did the crowdstrike software frick things up??? :marseybegging:

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bibbobnotabot they/them Jesus loves all INCLUDING leftwingers and LGBT and minorities TheOverSeether 10d ago #6715980

Found 59 Coins!

does microsoft use that software since they are down too?

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 bibbobnotabot 10d ago #6716019

I dont think its generally used on azure but most of the onprem/privatecloud stuff managed by CSPs use crowdstrike and this only affects windows based systems and azure mostly is on linux

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bibbobnotabot they/them Jesus loves all INCLUDING leftwingers and LGBT and minorities cyberdick 10d ago #6716037

why are the airports etc down then?

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 bibbobnotabot 10d ago #6716145

because most of their shit is on onprem and other windows based datacenters not the cloud

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TheOverSeether cute/twink :marseycrusader:

bibbobnotabot 10d ago #6716138

:marseyshrug:

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cyberdick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 TheOverSeether 10d ago #6715977

:marseyagreefast:

our sonarqube, our build agents and other shit is all broken, cant deploy shit. customer care in shambles, they had to shut down the phone lines :marseylaughpoundfist:

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_userName bun/bunself cyberdick 10d ago #6715996

Praying for Jenkins to be down too so I can do less work :marseybegging:

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massive_fuckwit BI/POC omg

10d ago #6715562

HAPPENING STATUS: IT'S.

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88FLESHLIGHTFORARYANGOONS she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic Aryan princess 卐_卐 massive_fuckwit 10d ago #6715971

:marseysal:

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JohnDevereaux they/them :pcsmash:

88FLESHLIGHTFORARYANGOONS 10d ago #6718678

@Governor Why the frick would you chud this broad with "I stand with israel"?

She already stands with israel! jewish lives matter!

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88FLESHLIGHTFORARYANGOONS she/bitch An educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic Aryan princess 卐_卐 JohnDevereaux 10d ago #6718767

:marseyagreesuperspeed:

I stand with Israel because :marseytrump: stands with Isreal and I always do what daddy tells me.

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Thirtythirst4sissies FICKE/JEDEN :marseymacholegs:

11d ago #6715488

How will TayTay :marseytaysey: go grocery :marseydiscount: shopping now?

:#tayaaa:

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realDonaldTrump thed/onald I did everything right and they shot me! :marseytrumpss:

Thirtythirst4sissies 10d ago #6715591

She can skip a meal

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jesus je/sus :chadjesus:

realDonaldTrump 10d ago #6715673

:#taysneer: Bulimia is kino

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UncleAbortion He/Him rdrama.net's first openly trans man 10d ago #6715756 Edited 10d ago

GO TO THE CLOUD! GO ON! IT'LL BE A GOOD IDEA! EVERYONE ELSE IS IN THE CLOUD! YOU CAN TRUST THE CLOUD! IT'S JUST LIKE HAVING YOUR ON-PREMISES SERVER INFRASTRUCTURE, BUT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S PREMISES! HOW GOOD DOES THAT SOUND? GO TO THE CLOUD! ALL OUR CERTIFICATIONS ARE NOW FOR OUR CLOUD PRODUCTS, YOU CAN'T EVEN GET QUALIFIED STAFF FOR YOUR LEGACY ON-PREM INFRASTRUCTURE. WE AREN'T EVEN ADDING NEW FEATURES TO OUR NON-CLOUD PRODUCTS, AND YET OUR NEWER RELEASES ARE SOMEHOW WORSE THAN PREVIOUS VERSIONS! BUT DONT WORRY! GO TO THE CLOUD! IT'S ALL OK IN THE CLOUD!