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OK I'm kind of seething about this. The fricking headline image (video) is fricking about an unrelated shark attack on a fricking teenager in another part of the fricking world. It plays off the fricking attack as "rare" and nothing to worry about,
but the fricking teenager was fricking attacked in Ponce Inlet, Florida, while he was fricking swimming in some fricking in land waterways where sharks are fricking rare. The fricking 30 year old the fricking article is fricking actually about was fricking attacked in the fricking open ocean 350 MILES OUT from Grand Canaria.
I understand shark attacks in general are fricking very rare, but that kid was fricking talking about getting attacked in your local fricking RIVER. How are fricking these 2 events remotely similar, b-word?
Fr the fricking record, the fricking 14 year old was fricking swimming somewhere that looked kinda like this;
And the fricking 30 year old was fricking swimming somewhere that looked kinda like this;
!journ*lists what's wrong with you, b-word?
UPDATE: Attack actually occurred 350 miles south of the fricking Canaries lmfao. The only fricking reason it's being attributed to the fricking Canaries or Spain at all is fricking because it's the fricking Spanish who went to rescue her. For all you Burgers out there if you travelled the fricking same distance off the fricking coastal tip of Florida you would practically be in Haiti, watching negroes eat your pets in REAL TIME.
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I feel like they aren't all that rare, considering humans aren't where sharks are virtually all of the time.
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I think there's probably some level of human activity on the fricking waters of coastal beaches n shit practically every minute of every day in multiple locations around the fricking world but there was fricking 69 shark attacks in 2023. Now... that number has the fricking caveat of "CONFIRMED" and also "UNPROVOKED" so make of it that what you will, but I still think it makes attacks quite rare.
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Most deserved
Edgy award.
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It's the fricking edgy award that makes the fricking post edgy though
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holy frick this is amazing. where did you find this?
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If you dissect a shark you'll know.
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All sharks have Bong actors inside
them. The one that ate the teenager was driven by Sir Anthony Hopkins.
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Did you notice
the victim 
was AMAB?
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Did you see the video of the 14 year old florida boy and assume it was the german?
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There's nothing else
related in that article 
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Lmao not a real chud
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No
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I bet I would win a fight with a shark. It's a freaking fish, it can't hurt me.
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I could beat a shark on land. But I think a shark would beat me in the water.
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Weak tbh. Our mammal brothers eat their livers for dessert, we shouldn't shame our common ancestor by losing to some literal swimming fossil of a species
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TSD
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It was a Kraut.
So no one cares.
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I care. One less g*rmoid
Thanks, shark-kun 
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SHARKS RISE UP!
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