If you could be appointed for life to two or three Federal Executive positions, with $4,0000,000+ salaries, benefits, two indexed pensions, a chauffeur driven limousine, allowances, first class free flights, foreign vacations in villas, free booze/wine in your office, you can't ever be fired or prosecuted, what two or three positions would want?

National Director of Getting Kitty

ATF director, national parks service, and federal reserve.

I plant to two of them and relax in the third

Whoever is in charge of highways, I have a feeling I could fix I-5 with just one more lane

I want to be:

• the guy who gives art and movie grants so I can frick all the art hoes

• the guy who's in charge of the IRS so I can persecute my enemies

• minister of censorship so I can censure people who have bad opinions about movies and video games

Ambassador to any country that lets me smuggle train-car-sized diplomatic bags of cocaine.

Federal Bussy Inspector, Judge Dredd, and Secretary of Education

Any at this point, but natural resources seems like less hassle. I mean, that unmined lithium isn't going to suddenly change if no one touches it, right?

I don't care I'd take the job and just not do it.

How is this news and what kind of number is $4,0000,00+?

who fricking cares? if I can't be fired I'd just frick off on a 50 year bender.

Head of department of education (so I could get rid of it), head of ATF (so I could get rid of it), head of federal reserve (so I could get rid of it).

I have elaborated sufficiently for anyone that knows what the words I said mean. If you do not know those words, elaborating is pointless. If you do, then you are reading without thinking about what the words mean and elaborating would be pointless.

Re-read what I said but this time try to think about what the words mean. I'm not interested in entertaining people that want me to talk at them without respecting my efforts by actually thinking as they read.