If you could be appointed for life to two or three Federal Executive positions, with $4,0000,000+ salaries, benefits, two indexed pensions, a chauffeur driven limousine, allowances, first class free flights, foreign vacations in villas, free booze/wine in your office, you can't ever be fired or prosecuted, what two or three positions would want?

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