TL;DR There are now 2 Golden Corrals left in Minnesota.

There are only contradictory X(formerly known as Twitter) posts about this and some articles on sites like this forex one or an indian newspaper and nothing on AP and Reuters yet. I guess we'll find out in a couple of days.

Francis Scott Key Bridge

This has been a long time coming. Today, I'm discussing the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. I know this bridge and it, too, knew me. Baltimore is quite a beautiful city and you should definitely go there, if for nothing, to visit the site of the bridge.

Hearing about this just about broke my heart at the time, but i've sorted through the trauma. Everyday seeing this bridge--it's sad that this happened close to home. Honestly, if it were up to me this would be a declaration of war; how does something like this happen? Why would a God allow this--travesty to occur? I can't understand it, folx.

So here's the deal, listen up:

This---this is the baby before those heathens harmed the bridge with their foul, uncouth gesture!

As you can see, she was a beaut! I know that she is a she, because she told me. This is a secret that i've been keeping for a long while, I can speak to bridges and their words empower me.

They Francis Scott Key Bridge was known as the Beltway Bridge , or the Key Bridge. It was open on March 23, 1977. 43 years ago. It's opening must have been quite the experience., probably euphoric. Sadly, they made this bridge a toll bridge, but I get it: You have to pay to take a ride on Francis, iykwim. ;)

Also--the name is an obvious misgendered name, but I understand it. Darn, why she look like that?

What happened.......we all know it. A cargo ship hit the bridge. How dare they hit it? How fricking dare they? They didn't even pay the fricking toll to hit it.

On the date of March 26th, 2024 at approximately 1:28 a.m. EDT (That's Eastern Daylight Time for you r-slurs who keep using EST), it happened. Dali, the container ship that struck the bridge was created by Hyundai Heavy Industries in South Korea in 2015.

As they left the port the ship lost power and thus lost control of the ship. It was too late, however and they struck a pillar causing the bridge to partially collapse.

Conveniently, nobody aboard the Dali was injured. Obviously, the City of Baltimore wanted to get money and requested a jury trial against the owners of the ship, Grace Ocean Private Limited of Singapore and the managers of the ship. If you ask me this was an act of war.

The 20 men from India and Sri Lanka were apart of this conspiracy. The FBI did right to remove their phones--and they were lucky that they got off with that. Their exile aboard the ship meant that their visas expired. At this point, we should have arrested them and initiated trial by combat, or at the very least a blood sacrifice to appease the Gods of Bridges.

The negligence of those operating the ship and those who owned it deserve nothing but punishment--execution is too harsh. They must rebuild the bridge making it their lifes remaining work to atone for this.

The bridge being destroyed caused millions of dollars each day and affected the the world over. I cannot express my anger and loathing towards these types of people.

Pictured above are explosives being used to remove the broken portions of the bridge off of the cargo ship.

Seven people fell into the Patapsco River and six of them died. It's been quite a time--but we should ready the nukes and wipe these distasteful heathens off the face of the earth.

They plan to have repairs finished by 2028 and it will cost billions of dollars. Like I said:

Ready.

The.

Nukes.

@Patsy @DestoryerCaribine @houeIIebecq @Nr1CarpFanboy @Spiderman

Ready The Nukes

>The 'To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science' founder spoke during an interview on Bloody Disgusting

Is he wagging the dog or...?

!ghosts

Play this song

Shootout to the NEW rDrama CREW!

Starring:

@DarkDeity the northern clairvoyant.

@butthole, he only shits, never eats.

@Redactor0, locutus, the Parallax

@X, the X-Factor aka "Got the Movies"

@Geralt_of_Uganda, Emissary of Africa

@Count_Sprpr, his motives are unknown

@Governor, GOVERNS based on the NEWS

@Scaraoschi, might SCAR you with an Ostap

@_Ghost_Poster, will call you into the void....

@Russia, the equalizer to western impériale

@xa15428 the légendaire musicien

@BrasilIguana King of Brasil + global South

@cyberdick King of India and Bordering Land

@CardiBee Nice man hates Trunp

@drumpf Good man hates Biden

@FATSY smells good

Make sure to RESPECT the MODS and congratulations to everyone and sorry to everyone who did not make the cut.

There is always next year.

These useless Premiers have failed to fix their provinces, neglect infrastructure spending, refuse to invest in education, healthcare, housing. Then play the 'Blame Trudeau because we can't do our fricking jobs'.

The Premiers need to be flagged repeatedly and told that either they shape up or the Provinces should be abolished and powers given to municipalities instead.