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[Marsey history] Archaelogy reveals the exact moment Marsey came to the dramanaut community

Now that Marsey has gone viral, it is with a heavy heart that I look back on my role in creating this alt-right meme that strikes fear into the hearts of marginalized people in our society. Either that or I want to some parlay my role in this into getting attention from a few internet neurodivergents and I gotta do it soon before /r/drama gets nuked.

The first time she was mentioned by name was on 6/29/2018.

>Marsey the Cat is getting popular <3

Ed bb, you had no idea. :marseylove:

But with a bit more digging I found the imgur filename of the laughing marsey that started it all, aks7kvX.png.

![](https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841353069674013.webp

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Searching for that, we find the first time it was posted on reddit was actually on /r/internetdrama, a small, pathetic subreddit created by SRD as a kind of castrated imitation of /r/drama. On 5/22/2018 the fateful post was made. EDIT: Unddit reveals more important metareddit personalities were involved!

  • @KongdorTheDongHolder and SAC-Lawn_Gnome are having a slapfight.

  • Ed snoozeposts at SAC. Just saying "😴😴😴" was enough to break a lot of brains.

  • SAC's epic comeback: "Snooze posting? SMDH."

  • Ed deploys :marseylaugh: for the first time.

  • I say: "I gotta admit, this one is pretty adorbs. Just try not to use it more than 10 times/day." Because one of Ed's gimmicks was posting the same gifs constantly.

  • He replies with words of momentous consequence for the future: "STOP TRYING TO GIVE ME IDEAS!!!!"

In the remaining 8 days of May alone, Ed deployed :marseylaugh: no less than 46 times against, among others:

  • pitbull owners

  • users who got banned from various subreddits

  • a "KIA strag"

  • "newstrag alts"

  • "memerson mcmemestrag"

  • "r/aznidentity type chinky incels"

  • an "anime strag" "CA strag" who replied "Stop using that cat you goddarn r-slurred ape"

  • a "sexy Indian dudecel"

  • a "degenerate consumer of anime porn"

  • a "christcuck"

  • anti-semites

  • "MDEstrags"

  • Trump supporters

  • Glamour magazine

  • racists

  • Roseanne Barr

  • Sargon viewers

Within a few days he already had half the subreddit seething at him for posting Marsey so much. A neo-nazi hate symbol was born.

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What the frick ed started marsey posting? This is like finding out your child is a r*pe baby

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Ed gave us so much.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841404928362424.webp

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And you repay him by posting misinformation? :#marseyindignantwoman:

:#siren: @Rescarer0 FACTCHECKED HERE :#siren:

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I'm trying to lure him out. I miss him so goddarn much. I'm not even joking, I really miss him. This place has never seemed complete without him.

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Tell me about it :#doomerfront:

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I can't even read this, r-slur. Within like 1 minute of him deploying the first marsey I say "I hope nobody posts this everywhere" and while Ed was gone I brought it to Deuxrama.

There's one person in the world who could dispute that, and it's Ed. That was the original idea, getting Ed back. Marsey going out of control wasn't my original idea.

So if Ed ever rejoins us, I will gladly give him the crown but until then it apparently falls on me.

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I can't even read this, r-slur

:#surewalz:

Within like 1 minute of him deploying the first marsey

A comment which has zero replies and is sitting on 1 upmarsey. You weren't there. Look at that thread on pullpush yourself

but until then it apparently falls on me.

That's now how royalty works, you frickin peasant :#turtoiserofl:

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Ed was easily the best poster imo

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This is dratamard2 erasure

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pbuh

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100%

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iStillMissEd

:marseylaughpat:

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:marseyreading:

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I still miss ed :marseycry:


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Ed was a pioneer

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No one could ever replace him. :marseygiveup:

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What happened to him?

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It is a mystery. I suspect he's still around but just got tired of edposting and doesn't want to be tied to the name for some reason but that's mostly just a hunch. He did show up here a few times as @Ed_ButteredToast.

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He got banned for drama. Then was reborn as al_butteredtoast. Then banned again. Some say there's a little bit of ed in all of us.

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Me too. :marseysulk:

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Same

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🙄🙄😴

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:marseylaugh:

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I hope Anton doesnt die from a russian shell. :marseytears:

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He's in Kiev, so he should be safe

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watch kyiv get flattened in two weeks

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i just realised, we don't have an anton marsey! someone should make one in his honour

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:#marseynotes:

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This really is the official site of /r/subredditdrama :marseyworried:

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Pouring one out for this discarded imitation Marsey that was lost to the sands of time

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A road not taken. Perhaps if some quirk of fate had been a little bit different, this is what the admins would be blowing up over now.

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Magik drama cat巴德芬用舌头舔我的肛门

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:!#marseydicklet::#marseydicklet:

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Memerson McMemestrag

This might be the greatest pen name of all time

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Can't see the links as I'm an unapprovedcel :marseyraging:

EDIT: nvm i don't have a r*ddit account as I've been perma-ya'lled. :marseybrainlet:

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Tfw I haven't been perma-y'alled but I've made so many accounts I forget which one is an approvedcel.

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Try unddit. It actually shows a lot more than is still left on reddit.

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:marseyhomofascist:

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i love lore :marseysipping:

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Can someone post the /r/drama post for the unapproved cells? Lawlz kicked me out when I told him dudes with ED drive corvettes.

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There's not much to see since half the stuff is deleted.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841289452301934.webp

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what does unddit show?

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Interesting, I didn't think it would work but it does. See some familiar names there.

https://www.undelete.pullpush.io/r/internetdrama/comments/8lf3nf/_/

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unddit has become a god send for internet drama. Reddit threads get routinely nukes now, back in the day you had to be chucking some bad slurs to cop a ban. Now they give bans out like candy.

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:marseysleep: :marseysleep: :marseysleep:

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Looks like I was top mod of everything back then

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That was a good gimmick. :marseyboomer:

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Fools!

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Wearing a condom during s*x doesn't mean you're having s*x. You're literally fricking a plastic bag, your peepee isn't actually touching the vagina. If you've had s*x with hundreds of women but each and every time you wore a condom you would still be a virgin since your peepee never made contact with the vagina. It's literally the softcore version of a chastity cage, imagine cucking yourself before putting your peepee inbetween some nasty roastie curtains. Imagine sticking your peepee inside a girl and still being a virgin, kek.

Snapshots:

/r/drama:

on 6/29/2018:

/r/internetdrama:

the fateful post was made:

"Stop using that cat you goddarn r-slurred ape":

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OMG boomer hours. Who even remembers the past beyond 2020? And remember when you thought I was Ed?

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I've got dementia. Of course I don't remember any of this. I had to use search to find it and I was a little surprised I was actually there on day 1.

And remember when you talk I was Ed?

Sounds like the kind of thing I would do. :marseyhmm: I always assumed Ed must be running a lot of alts.

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It was a typo. Sorry. So sleepy. I meant you thought I was his alt lol

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I could tell that's what you meant, sweaty. I may be old but I can still pick up on context clues.

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:marseyannoyed:

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Who was the necroid mod? Arrdrama needed a wiki.

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Ed snoozeposts at SAC. Just saying "😴😴😴" was enough to break a lot of brains.

I still miss ed and his snooze posting

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I miss those days, back when pinging was allowed.

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Yeah, maybe it's just because I was relatively new, but I felt there was a golden age for a while when we could ping and it was usually not abused for actual harassment, we used it to talk to people from outside our community. One of my favorite posts of all time is where somebody got pinged because they really like Garfield a lot and they came and talked with us for a while.

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I miss a lot of power users

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Yeah, it's always a tragedy when someone finds something better to do with their life than shitposting and leaves us behind.

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True story.

I used to strongly dislike emojis, even my own mother and girlfriends, and I couldn't stand emoji usage. I used to be pissed offed about that. BUT. My heart softened after I had sperged out at ed about the exsessiced emoji usage years ago, what was that, about 3 or 4 years ago. But marsey softened my heart. I even, unbeknownst to anyone else, I went in search of what that was. I learned that the original Marseys was a telegram sticker pack, and it was the original Marseys that broke my distaste for emojis.

True story. It was you who broke my distaste for emojis

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