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I guess I'm 55 now
Yeah I stole this from Reddit
!oldstrags !GenX proof that kids these days like shit music and hate things that are good
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if you were old you'd recognize kraftwerk
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I play this to annoy my girlfriend
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Seeing Jimmy Eat world still touring after knocking it out big in 2003
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Neighbor you don't know charlie xcx and above and beyond. What kind weird boomer age are you.
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Garbage music for garbage people
!metalheads
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music died in 1995, everything afterwords is just death throws of a dying "profession"
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There's a few names from the 90s and before. The Go-Gos? Kraftwerk? Basement Jaxx?
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A lot of things died back in the 90s tbh
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I have said this before. That's around the time the Fire Water Burn came out.
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Metal is the fricking anime of music
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Metalheads aren't pedos tho
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Remember Fat Music for Fat People? Great compilation !GenX !oldstrags
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Survival of the Fattest was better tbh
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frick me such a great lineup
I highlighted the ones I know I bought because of it, I think I got lagwagon too but ended up not liking it
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100% the best ever, they included MFATGG Country Roads and two Propagandhi songs from LTMR
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Clairo and beabadoobee are my two favorite artists in the lineup because they look like this
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tattoos
are gross 
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They seem really happy to be here and probably won't remember what I do to them
!male feminists
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my man is always on the prowl, looking for opportunities to r*pe at any given moment
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!nwahs !male feminists
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When I reached level 16 it really gave me a thunk
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"okay I guess I won't save the world then"
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That would be funny if it wasn't about r*pe.
Be like me and just make jokes about mild sexual harassment that you never actually do.
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Can't I joke about all the r*pe I've never committed?
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Sometimes but don't make a habit out of it or people will start to ask questions.
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hahaha i 'member
!zoomers
...also !music try it out yourself!
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I first saw Jack Black in Biodome in 1996 and you first saw Jack Black in 2009 on YGG
!oldstrags !GenX you just got older
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I first saw Jack Black in the last Never Ending Story movie eat it nerd
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Gonna call you out, that was Part 3
I had to Google that shit
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Pretty sure waterworld was 94
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Was he in that too? I saw it but never realized
What about The Jackal or whatever
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Yeah that and an x files episode
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Text is too small to read all that.
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(I had to turn my phone horizontal and zoom)
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I'm 62 with your survey btw. Higher if we don't count folks like FKA Twigs who I only know of because Shia apparently beat her. Japanese Breakfast and Green Day are the only artists on this list I listen to and I recognize literal zero of the artists playing on day 3.
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Yo Gabba Gabba is a kids show and they play at venues like this. There is absolutely no way I didn't get the lowest score on this, look throught it one more time because you might know a song but not connect it to a name.
Megan Thee Stallion played on SNL and I guess she can play guitar. Beavis and Butthead made fun of Post Malone on one of the new episodes. Circle jerks are 80s or 90s garbage. Ty Dolla sign is a meme name I saw in a meme one time but don't know a song.
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Yo Gabba Gabba was one of the eight I recognized.
Our nieces/nephews over here love them.
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I can't wait to make everyone else on here feel old
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I've embraced that I am a spiritual boomer by virtue of how out of touch I am with youth culture and social norms, just ask
@lain or 
@CLOACA-LICKER-69. (
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My wife mostly listens to Pinoy (OPM) love songs/acoustic artists and I've spent the last few years trying to teach her to recognize and differentiate classical music and introducing her to various showtunes outside of just Lea Salonga.
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Just make her watch Bugs Bunny
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I'm as out of touch as you, I only recognized 8 names.
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Oh cmon some of these are just made up
Like
If they are real I'm sure their opener is SOFT PLAY
!carlos
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Next you're gonna tell me that Whiskey Peepee and Facebook Goon Session To My High School Crush aren't real
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I remember Soft Play because they changed their name from Slaves because of BLM. Nothing more punk than that i guess
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60. And I actually listen to billboard top 50 playlists and would recognize most of those. So did Coachella stop being able to get good people or what? Do they just go after capturing subcultures now?
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When you see internet punk
s with Misfits logos on their "battle jackets" you know they have to suck
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Misfits are the Ship of Theseus of bands, you don't like them so much as you like individual albums of theirs.
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Likewise Ramones
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I recognize a lot of them only from TikTok
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Marina is fricking worth the fricking price of a fricking wristband alone
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egirl heart
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Egirls stole it from her, that gif is fricking like 15 years old
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Queen
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I don't listen to half of these, I've mainly heard these names in passing on the internet.
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I'm definitely under 30 (maybe even under 20) if that's the criteria, way too much effort to mark everything.
The only ones I don't recognize are Techno or Rap 'artists' most likely hard-working Americans or something ... or they are just super obscure.
I adore Japanese Breakfast
[Indie Pop, Chamber Pop]
julie is great too [Shoegaze, Slacker Rock, Noise Pop, Noise Rock]
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I've never heard Julie's but I've totally heard her music through other artists
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55 as well...
The only one I listen to is Boris Brejcha:
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Sorry. I'm too old to understand this meme without text.
The only BK meme I know is Chiellini after euro2020
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idk I just looked up crown
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All three of those have good/decent songs.
But atm BB is still different to me. A friend of mine is a super huge fan, but I don't mind listen to entire sets of BB when I visit him and I occasionally listen to a set of him on my own. We would've gone to a festival this year where BB was present (and other of my favourite artists), but sadly didn't work out to due work deadlines.
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Lady Gaga - P-p-p-poker
Missy Elliot - Freak on
Prodigy - Smack my biatch up
Go-Gos - Yay, they're back!
Marina -
Miike Snow - UK rap I think?
Maribou State - did eccies to them, very nice
Seun Kuti - Feli's son
Pete Tong - 90s house DJ
Kneecap -
gimmick band
Green Day - still going
Charli xcx -
Misfits - Band who like
ale
Clairo - Sad zoomer girl nonsense
Sam Fender - Geordie landfill indie
Beth Gibbons - from Portishead
Jimmy Eat World - nu-metal throwback
Blonde Redhead - wrote greatest song ever, "Silently"
Bob Vylan - angry
Post Malone -
rap
Megan Thee Stallion -
Zedd - /r/festivals goes on about them a lot
Kraftwerk -
beebadoobee - more sad zoomer girl nonsense
Basement Jaxx - Actually good house
Chase and Status - UK Garage
Circle Jerks - like all punks, they're old now
Amyl & The Sniffers -
SOFT PLAY - changed their name from Slaves because
so therefore 
Age 42
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Interested because of your Blonde Redhead - Silently description. It's a fine indie pop to me.
But then there's Above&Beyond AND Infected Mushroom and both of these need an exclusive set from dusk til dawn. What is this festival even doing?
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Frick my old man eyesight cause me to miss Jimmy EW
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The Kneecap movie is great fun.
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The fricking Slaves thing pissed me off because they were fricking essentially defanging their punkish declaration that the fricking working class were fricking slaves
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Music is haram
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If this is about ever hearing their name before, I'm about 65.
Green Day. Those were the days. Reminds me of someone I used to know. I told her they already sold out.
I did of all things listen to the Viagra Boys last night. They are pretty good at depicting what happens when people get strung out on stimmies in a musical way. I can't remember if they talked about pissing blood.
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Everything up to and including Dookie was great and I hated everything after.
Ever hear Sweaty Nipples? Difficult band to Google these days lol
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Doesn't do anything for me. Which is a little odd because I would have at least given this more of a chance when I was younger.
Tbh my soul died several years ago. If you look closely, most of the things I say here have some connection to the past.
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I'm like 55 o algo
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I'm 37. Of the 33 of these I've ever heard of, like 20 have at least one song I actually like.
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Infected mushroom
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52
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I wouldn't go to this if you paid me
More dead zoomers!
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I got 30. This lineup is fricked though I am fairly chronically online and I do not recognize some of the acts on even the second row
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That's incredible.
Now, I know the criteria is that you have heard of the band names somehow, but could you say you know a single song?
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51 if that is the criteria. I do a lot more following the industry and drama of music than actually listening to it though
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Dude take the 30. I'm 55 because I THINK I saw some of those here but don't know their music. At least a definite 57.
I still think Mountain "Mississippi Queen" is the tits.
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I am around the age that I was assigned by the system you presented, but a few of those artists (2hollis, Snow Strippers, Benson Boone, Yeat) are almost exclusively listened to by people who are way younger than even I am. Like teenager-young.
Also this whole thing reminds me I called Pink Floyd "boomer tunes" and Led Zeppelin "butt rock" when I was talking to my dad the other day and he got so offended I thought he was going to cry
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To be clear and precise:
Led Zeppelin is late 60s/early 70s hard rock
Butt Rock is glam metal like Kiss, Twisted Sister, Ratt, Def Leppard, Whitesnake, etc.
Some bands in that era were orbital but didn't fall into the glam trend, like Aerosmith or Guns 'n' Roses. They got close but remained in the blues-rock periphery.
AC/DC solidly stayed in the "be shits and rock" universe.
Pink Floyd is solidly entrenched in the Progressive Rock asteroid belt -- overly produced, needlessly complex, and not fun anymore, which is where you see the pink stuff come on its heels.
Motor City 5 wrote "kick out the jams" to literally kick out the people playing long, extended jam sessions.
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55
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61.
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59
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Beth Gibbons deserves better billing than that.
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There's a few that have pathetic billing compared to where I think they should be.
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I'm 66?!
!biofoids any of you have grand daddy issues?
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47, not that far off from my actual age. Surprising, since I've never given a shit about popular music, I probably would have gotten the same answer 10 years ago. Though, some of the stuff I got here was stuff I listened to in high school that's become hip, apparently.
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I am not 61
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I am Le Wrong Generation Boomer Tunes AC/Zeppelin Gigafan #1. There is no way you did worse than me.
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I don't listen to boomer music either it's all weeb shit
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because boomer music is objectively bad !zoomers
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Nah I love boomer music nothing better that chilling to a 20 minute song with 5 distorted cords about weed.
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lol, you've never met a foid stoner?
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Good at this point I don't want to accend
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Fembrained logic tbh " If I can't have it, it wasn't good in thr first place"
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I've accepted that even if I got the absolute perfect woman I would still hate her for having an easy foid life.
Also why did you larp as a pooner?
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Depends what qualifies.
Plenty of great old music but a lot of shit is overplayed to death on shitty setups.
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53!
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I'm 62 now, 66 if we only count ones I can name a song by.
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Arca is a disgusting and creepy looking
and if all of my favorite artists were playing I still would not go and financially support that creature in any way
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I'm 61 and a zoomer
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Huh, guess I'm in my 50s. Also, Kraftwerk is still around?
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55 and even that was a stretch. Frick.
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holy shit
I recognize... two of these, as in there are two where I could name at least one song they sung.
guess I'm 68 lol
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Even if you read or heard someone say the name of the artist it counts, you don't have to know a song
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I guess I'm like 65 then but I assure you I've only actually heard of Megan the stallion from that she hulk scene lmao
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For some reason I caught an SNL she was on
Beavis and Butthead made fun of Post Malone
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55 aint bad
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I think black people really owe white people reparations.
Okay hear me out think about it. If you are black and aren't the descendant of slaves likely you're still in Africa sucking sand. Now if your ancestors are slaves likely you're in America and have an iPhone and a car and a refrigerator. So you take the average net worth of an African-American and subtract it by the average net worth of an African-African multiply that number by the total number of African Americans today and that's how much they owe. If I had to choose whether my great great great great grandfather was a free man in Africa or a slave in America I know what I would choose...
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