Your real age is 70 minus the number of musicians you recognise playing at Coachella 2025

I guess I'm 55 now

Yeah I stole this from Reddit

!oldstrags !GenX proof that kids these days like shit music and hate things that are good

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Lady Gaga - P-p-p-poker

Missy Elliot - Freak on

Prodigy - Smack my biatch up

Go-Gos - Yay, they're back!

Marina - :marseybooba:

Miike Snow - UK rap I think?

Maribou State - did eccies to them, very nice

Seun Kuti - Feli's son

Pete Tong - 90s house DJ

Kneecap - :marseyira: gimmick band

Green Day - still going

Charli xcx - :marseykamala:

Misfits - Band who like :marseybong: ale

Clairo - Sad zoomer girl nonsense

Sam Fender - Geordie landfill indie

Beth Gibbons - from Portishead

Jimmy Eat World - nu-metal throwback

Blonde Redhead - wrote greatest song ever, "Silently"

Bob Vylan - angry :marseyblack::marseybong:

Post Malone - :marseymayo: rap

Megan Thee Stallion - :marseybikechainincident:

Zedd - /r/festivals goes on about them a lot

Kraftwerk - :marseysnappy::marseysnappy::marseysnappy::marseysnappy:

beebadoobee - more sad zoomer girl nonsense

Basement Jaxx - Actually good house

Chase and Status - UK Garage

Circle Jerks - like all punks, they're old now

Amyl & The Sniffers - :cunt:

SOFT PLAY - changed their name from Slaves because :marseyblm: so therefore :marseycuck:

Age 42

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The Kneecap movie is great fun.

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  • DickButtKiss : only above and beyond song i know is the one in the snowy mountains

Interested because of your Blonde Redhead - Silently description. It's a fine indie pop to me.

But then there's Above&Beyond AND Infected Mushroom and both of these need an exclusive set from dusk til dawn. What is this festival even doing?

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Frick my old man eyesight cause me to miss Jimmy EW

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The fricking Slaves thing pissed me off because they were fricking essentially defanging their punkish declaration that the fricking working class were fricking slaves

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