We had a conference with a bunch of the managers and nerds, and while we were waiting to start one of the bosses was talking about when he did his PhD on some gay nerd shit about the nucleus of the helium atom.
I just said,
"How Noble of you."
It was met with forced laughs and groans and even applause and I did a walk over to him for a high five.
It was terrible and I'm not proud of it but it was a literal "and everyone clapped" moment.
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Congrats. I'm still waiting for my spotlight to crack a CP violation joke (I'll probably get fired on the spot)
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"I like your 3D partial derivative but have you ever told anyone that when you collapse the wave function it's literally a dude fricking a kid? Not OK!"
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No not like that
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Oh I was still in nerd mode. What the heck were you thinking?
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The breaking of charge-parity symmetry. But in a way that is less explicit than what you phrased.
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Your mom breaks charge-parity symmetry
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I make myself giggle with quantum chomodynamics. Like the physics of tiny libertarians
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