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"B-but this fictional character can't consent! They're too young!" : AO3

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Perverts! Perverts everywhere!


									
								

							

							

								
									
								
							

							

								
	

							

						

						
						

							

								
							

						

					

					
						

							
							
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This thread is wild.   Thanks, 911roofer :@911rooferlove::@911rooferlove::@911rooferlove: !
[–]Cute_Championship_58joke's on you, I'm into that {{forbidden theme}} 484 points 12 hours ago
The pearl clutching is getting ridiculous lately. Last time I received criticism about underage characters doing it (with other underage characters, mind you, there wasn't even an age gap), I asked the anti - 'You do realize that real teenagers out there in the world are having actual real s*x, right? And you're preoccupied with what I imagine two fictional ones will do?' But it never works, trying to rationalize with these people. They just want to be enraged.
[–]ftChuu 134 points 11 hours ago
It's because, in their minds, you're "sexualizing minors", even if you're a minor too...
>:soysnootypefast: Yeah I watch minors having s*x because they're minors having s*x which makes it okay.
:marseywtf2: !chuds
[–]usernamesaredumb3 34 points 9 hours ago
It's even wild to me when the underaged characters are literally aged up to be 18+ and people still say it's wrong. Ig they came out of the womb as an adult.
No, your Honor, even though they look like kids, it's not child porn because the author said they are 18+.  :soyjaktantrum:
:marseyjudge: Double guilty!!
[–]Rhovakiin 134 points 12 hours ago
Someone call the police, my husband and I were at one point in the past children! We are aged up and having s*x! Oh no!!
🙄 /r/pastorarrested has some actual child SA perpetrators. Spend your energy doing something good for Real World Children instead of pooping yourself over fictional characters in a made up story.
Have the self control and discipline to monitor what entertainment you take in. We are not your parents, we are not responsible for you. If I want to write my ship, I will, because I am hurting no one in real life. Anyone who pops off at me about my silly hobby and about how wrong it is will be blocked because I don't have time to play games with immature 11 year old behavior. Grow. Up. Anyway...
>:soysnooseethe: Yeah, I masturbate to my own child porn, but it's fictional and does not lead to thoughts about fricking kids,  and and and think about kids who have been sensually assaulted in the real world!  What about them?!?!
:marseywtf2:
[–]I-m-Here-for-Memes2You have already left kudos here. :) 60 points 11 hours ago
At that point of the conversation they bring out the "Well, no one is harmed by it, but why do you want to read about kids that much?"
Then you point out they're thirsting over a serial killer and suddenly that's completely different, obviously they don't condone murder just because they write about it 🙄 because they're ✨ smart ✨ unlike us
>:smugjak: Why yes, I masturbate to stories about kids, but isn't it peculiar that you read horror stories?  Checkmate.
:lemindblown:
What the frick is going on over there???
!nooticers, redditors have new(?) arguments about why being a paedophile is A-okay.  :marseyokay:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Zoomers need to go outside, touch grass, grab a tit, fistfight a stranger, get black out drunk, pick up a smoking habit, graduate college and have corporate lunches at strip clubs then bang desperate rice foids trying to grab what few moids in tech that still have a job that aren't Jeets.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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>grab a tit
I'm ugly so women won't let me
>graduate college 
I'm male so I won't be admitted
>tech ... job
In this economy?  :roflmao:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Never stopped pimply nerds in 2012 and Jeets in 2025 :marseyindignant:

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Anime lolibertarians have less backbone than fricking slashfic foids lol

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Weebs are trash, this is known.

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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Writing s*x of any character you dont own is peak loser behavior

						


						
							

							

								
									
								
							


							

								
	

							


							

								

									

										
										

									


								
						

					
				


				

				
					
	

	
		

			
		


		

			

				
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You will never be an Egyptian.
You have no tomb, you have no pyramid, you have no priests. You are a mortal man twisted by bandages and embalming fluid into a crude mockery of nature's perfection.
All the "validation" you get is jackal-faced and heavy-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your "viziers" laugh at your dehydrated appearance behind boobytrapped doors.
Anthropologists are utterly bored by you. Thousands of years of dessication have allowed them to analyze frauds with incredible efficiency. Even pharaohs who "pass" look uncanny and unnatural to a scientist. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk deity home with you, he'll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected brain cavity.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll buy a solar barge, grab an oar, grip it tightly, and plunge it into the cold Nile. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They'll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a mortal is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably mortal.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
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