Return of the King

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redditards try to turn a Hobbit-hole of a subreddit into a Mount Doom

First reported by @Senpai: :marseykingcrown:

https://rdrama.net/post/335813/mod-of-small-lord-of-the

Some of these read-another-book jannies are alright

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737815892jrZNXVUL9WoyjQ.webp :nice#:

SRDines, ever caught between cringe and nerdshit are even force to bow:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i9dd51/the_lord_of_the_rings_reddit_fanbase_suffers_a/

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If you sit down at the table with 5 orcs, there are 6 orcs at the table.

I actually laughed at a quote from a subredditdrama post. I shall commit Seppuku at once.

Edit: Thanks for the gold award on my post kind stranger!

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Which orcs?

:#marseynoooticer:

"There are Orcs, very many of them….And some are large and evil: black Uruks of Mordor."

:#marseythegreytalking:

https://media.tenor.com/8-4QkTjBqyAAAAAx/zulu.webp

Heil Obergruppenführer Galadriel!

:#marseyreichtalking: :#marseyreichtalking: :#marseyreichtalking:

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And some are large and evil: black Uruks of Mordor

I see, I see.

elves can be divided into those who have seen the light of the two trees, and those that haven't. The latter, known as dark elves, were sometimes looked down upon for refusing the call of the Valar.

Makes sense, Tolkien.

the evil races of men such as Haradrim and Easterlings are collectively named Men of Darkness

Uhhh...

the great kingdom of Numenor had an evil offshoot than despised elves and oppressed other Men. I call them Black Numenoreans.

https://media.tenor.com/JZGCBRPDevEAAAAx/dwane-bathrobe.webp

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there are 6 orcs at the table

Yikes on bikes, this is crypto racism. Not a good look.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17378185848Gs0KBnhzMDhJQ.webp

:#marseysweating: already casted

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Do you ever feel honored that elon named his only child after you?

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Common chud L, chuds fail to realize that Isildur refusing to follow Elrond's demands is what caused the events of the story in the first place and brought all the evil and suffering that we saw in the film, much like the trans holocaust of today

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https://media.tenor.com/s-wsDidmMmoAAAAx/lord-of-the-rings-no.webp

Humans based. Frick elves.

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But think about the foooood

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Do like the dwarves and eat the elfs.

The real reason they left that you wont find in any silmarillion

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No. This wouldn't have happened if humans and elves let goblins and orcs into their society instead of closing their borders.

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Who and what?

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Not sure about the idea of the ban itself.... but if this is the official response of the mods, it's a fricking disgrace.

Answering a serious topic that obviously is important for alot of people right now, with a cringe meme, that says "I'm too chad, for your little things" - that's pathetic.

Redditors are actually enraged that their jannies are being cool for once instead of raping them up the butt.

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I feel like this is juat some r-slurred psyop to try and push blusky as the new "thing"

bluskys monetization is laughable and unsustainable plus much like youtube people juat dont want to switch plateforms. Anyone remember the push to vimeo by youtubers?

Exactly, ita all extremely stupid pointless performative posturing.

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The Lord of the Rings reddit fanbase suffers a schism over Elon Musk & Twitter/X.

Yeah it's just the fanbase, totally a civil war, no astroturfers involved at all

subs are just getting 10x their usual upmarsey counts on "ban twitter" posts because regular users really feel strongly about it

there's no money involved in this, nosiree

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i laughed, thanks

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You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you frick her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.

Snapshots:

https://old.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/1i9dd51/the_lord_of_the_rings_reddit_fanbase_suffers_a/:

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