Butthole lawyer got me fired 😭
I made a post the other day about how I was stiffed on a $550 tab by a couple attorneys and followed the advice I received and reached out to the firm on the card to tell them about what happened. Well it completely backfired, the woman on the phone who I think was just a receptionist told me she would follow up with my concern. I made a post on their Facebook page too but somehow it got deleted? They ended up calling my restaurant on a Saturday and told them about it and that if I was not terminated they would be pursuing legal action against both myself and the restaurant.
My boss was very nice about it and said that he actually contacted his family attorney about what to do and unfortunately they had to let me go. I'm just devastated and have never felt more worthless it just sucks how we are so replaceable and people deemed “better than thou” can have our jobs taken from us just like that.
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but the reverse uno card wasn't supposed to eat my face
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Trans lives matter struck down again.
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Dud you just remake this meme lmfao
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marsey.pink
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lmao
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Unironically true. If you listen to the advice of r-slurs you can't b-word about the consequences
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Whatever reddit says to do, do the opposite.
So she should have just gangstalked them and pretended to be their side-hoe and ruin their home life.
Or stab the lawyers at night.
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This is why I never
have any idea why people go to reddit 
for anything. These idiots have no idea how the world 
works.
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WTF. That employee actually thought it would be a good idea to act as a representative of her boss? No wonder she gets fired.
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Can you imagine getting a call from your fricking
waitress to your job who is bitching that you didn't leave a tip on the company card? Who does that? Why would 
that make me want to ever go to your establishment again?
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These people basically pass notes and ferry plates 30ft and think they're skilled labor.
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No they flirt for tips too
Putting the
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Hey now, it's emotionally exhausting to ask Room for dessert? twenty times per shift.
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This is what trans lives matter does too you're brain.
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lol, even in their fantasies of sticking up for themselves, Redditors can't help but sound like the biggest fricking kitties ever
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Where's that meme post saying something like "I always add 'idk tho lol' at the end of all my advice in case they follow it and it ruins their life"
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People really be having a blindside for encouragement from idiots
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Lawyers are excellent professionals to extort money from. What are they gonna do, sue you? It's like taking candy from a police officer.
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Taking a gun from a police officer
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If a lawyer stiffs you on a tip, just wish them a happy Hanukkah and move on
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A foid thinking her plot armor has infinite HP.
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It's doable but rare:
1. You need to have a valid legal claim (this is the hardest part) or at least something that sounds like one at its face
2. You need to make them aware of your intent to cause them a headache. This is easy if it's something like a general counsel, you might be under obligation to utilize arbitration if you're low enough on the totem pole and more than likely they'll be eating the costs.
3. What you ask for needs to be so little for them that they value skipping the headache more than the cash.
This can easily get you 5k to 10k payouts from larger companies.
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This kind of stuff was one of my grandpa's hobbies lmbo
/s
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Thread from yesterday of the OP
https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/15vlt30/group_of_lawyers_stiffed_me_on_546_tab
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Never take advice from reddit, in fact a good rule to live by is do the exact opposite of what they say
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!slots 500
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Wait, I thought she meant they didnt pay, she was whining they didnt tip? lmaooo
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Yep.
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At least it wasn't like that one guy who took advice from reddit, then his wife killed all their children and committed suicide.
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Yo what happened?
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https://old.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/t38pl5/the_reddit_post_that_turned_into_a_horror_story
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This 100% justifies murder.
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Holy frick
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Holy fricking shit.
She looks like I would expect
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Queen shit 👑
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jfc didn't leave a tip at all? wtf lol Dude is a frickin douche.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Chad*
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!foidmoment
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She saw some rich looking guys and decided to bring them 'free' drinks thinking she'd get the money back (plus some) on the tip.
Fortunately, they were smarter than her.
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The free drinks shit is essentially stealing from the owner. They give out the owner's liquor so they can pocket more tips
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There are few professions as entitled as US waiters
You bring a fricking plate to your customers. You're a gussied up Amazon delivery driver. Why the heck are you entitled to a 20% tip?
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Not wrong but it is quite a job to know ingredients, communicate changes to the kitchen (plus know what's possible to change) and help with genuine mistakes by the kitchen. Meanwhile killing your feet. Of course many/most don't meet this, but it's more than being a doordash driver.
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I'd say pre-rona I was more sympathetic but any more I get pretty middling wait staff
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I'm more salty 20% got established as standard and not 15%
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Agree. Also Mr. Pink is obviously right.. but what can one do..?
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No it's not lol. That's literally
the fricking easiest job. The only fricking hard part of the fricking job is fricking sexual harrassment.
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Fricking a legal term seems quite advanced to me? I wouldn't even know where to start!
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Its easy if you're not and hard if you're not
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BIPOC that's what their salary is for.
No tips
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Friendly neighbor, can't you read? I wrote: the job of being a (salaried) waiter is more than being a "gussied up" delivery driver.
You restated my point. Thanks, I guess?
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I haven't worked at Fazolis in over a decade but I can still remember ham, pepperoni, salami, sliced Italian sausage, provolone, lettuce, tomato, Mayo, and red wine vinaigrette.
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That's why I don't tip when I go to pick food up. You did literally
nothing 
but your fricking 
job to put it in the shittiest container 
and still manage to frick up my order.
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As usual I assume Reddit posts are fake and straight, but an allowance for tips is pretty common when charging meals on a corporate card. It would be weird for a firm to specify no tips.
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It's a law firm which means they're Jews, of course the card specified no tips.
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So a mohel walks into a restaurant...
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Yeah the lawyer is a frickin cheapskate. Everybody covers tips for meals.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I dont know who is lying here. However a waitress can easily get a job within hours as long as they can lie enough about their previous jobs (challenge mode: impossible)
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It's creative writing, lawyer offices aren't open weekends.
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Maybe the lawyer is a cheapskate. Maybe the waitress was just ugly?
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My corporate card has a tip allowance, like you said.
So I absolutely tip unless they piss me off for some reason.
This sounds like a typical “big bad rich white men came and stole money from the working class for fun” post.
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LIFE FUEL
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Foodstaff are the most oppressed of the working class.
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Cooks actually are. Waiters, on the other hand, are lazy, entitled scum.
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Servers/bartenders are very entitled. Overheard many b-word about other regulars within earshot about how they only tip %10 with no consideration of the 80-20 rule.
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Snapshots:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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You're a fricking
waitress who thought 
you could do some powerplay over some lawyers who probably owned 
the fricking 
firm, because they didn't give you a tip. I'm glad she got fired because who the frick wants a waitress who harasses customers for not tipping.
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Good find, queen
Love when reddit advice meets reality
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Btw i partly made the /h/personal hole for you bc I know how much you hate blog posting lol
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What does she mean she got stuffed?
She didn't get a tip?
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Stiffed
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Ewww. You like failing comedian Dax Herriera
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Yeah, that's how I treat his ever declining patreon.
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George Floyd left 18% and was fine to serve. I've also served a group of twins players who left over 30%
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Wonder if he used counterfeit bills similar to the one used on this fatal 911 call
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Totally real btw
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I thought
this post said “lawyers sniff 
waitress” and was exceedingly upset 
when I reread it
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Why didn't you wait outside his bushes and break his leg with a 2x4? Lamo women
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