EFFORTPOST :marseychonkerfoid: The eternal foid, incarnation of Tumblr, arrives on the show

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_igA09ES95Y

Some of this probably inaccurate. I had a hard time following what she was saying through the tears, not actually sure if she's a tumblrina, just guessing from behavior patterns and age :marseyautism:

Cia, Oklahoma, 29

Personal Life:

  • Found Caleb through TikTok

  • Was in a dual income situation but spouse is currently leaving her? They were both going to be on the show?

    • Brushed over at the beginning of the show
  • Since 2017, in 2019 grandma passed, she goes to North Carolina where her tribe is "Eastern Band Cherokee Indians"

    • Met cousins also in "table games" at the funeral
  • Mother is Comanche

  • Moved into grandma's old house when covid hit?

    • Timeline is a little weird here

    • Was also paying father $500 a month

  • Other grandma gets sick, also died, she found out at beginning of 2021 died early 2023

    • She came back to Oklahoma for her?
  • "So basically I've been just surviving since then, I started table games jobs when I wasn't in the right mindset" timestamp

    • "So basically what you're seeing right now I'm getting out of the depression"

    • Not sure what this even means

  • "Everyone views me as the parent" :marseythinkorino:

  • Gets tribal benefits if she's in North Carolina?

  • Household income

    • She works from Jan - early Aug at other table games job

    • Husband has been getting around 1800 on his checks

  • "You guys were going to come on, what happened between your application and no-[ad break]" post-ad timestamp

    • Major waterworks here, avoid if you don't like seeing people crying

    • Not going to take notes on segment but it's beat for beat a Boogie diatribe -

      • everyone's using her

      • she's the nicest person around

      • her soon-to-be ex-husband is immature and didn't reciprocate emotional support

      • muh therapy

    • Close-up interjection from cell phone-cam Caleb timestamp

      • "blah blah blah, only one side of the story try not to be judgemental"

      • "A couple days after the episode she sent them an email saying we are in the wrong, me and my team, that we are against her, that we are the evil ones and we hope for her to not succeed essentially"

      • :marseyxd#:

    • She and her ex will be co-tackling debt before separating with dual income :marseythinkorino:

  • Diabetic, lost weight on ozambiec?

Career:

  • "Table Games" (Casino)

    • Blackjack dealer

    • 13/hr base, just started, 7 and a half hours a day

    • Worked at this position before asa supervisor, made 13.30 + tips (rare)?

    • 1950/month? maybe?

  • Also gets tribal gibs, 20k last year but varies depending on casino preformance

Financials:

  • Has a house, that's paid off

  • $33'000, bought ten years ago, in Oklahoma

  • Gets tribe gibs twice a year, varies depending on how casino is doing.

    • 20'000 last year, lower this year

    • June and December

  • Car Loan $17,657 timestamp

    • 18% interest

    • $414 minimum payment

    • "That's uh... That was like I need to get out of the house"

    • "It's my car"

    • Chevy Spark

    • "So basically when my grandma passed away I was going to take over payments on the car which was like six hundred something"

      • "This car?"

        • "Not this car, it was like a Honda er uh Honda Accord hybrid but then my mom she wouldn't let it go so then I wanted to at least pay that six hundred try to maybe refinance it but then she let it go and that got repossessed and in the midst I'm like I need to start getting out of the house I need to start getting ready to get a job"
    • Mentioned later that both of their names are on both car loans

Car Loan 2 $32'776 timestamp

  • Chevy Colarado 2021

  • 813 minimum payment

  • 11% interest

  • Newegg $1'600 (I'm not sure) timestamp

    • "Cozy games"

      • "Like Stardew Valley, you know"

      • "Well I also like Borderlands too"

    • Bought a pre-built for 1'307.99 timestamp for thing showing

      • 35.98% interest rate

      • Currently owes 1'600

      • Has paid $154.44 so far?

        • $120 payment later mentioned through Affirm? I don't understand this
      • 787.22 minimum monthly payment? :marseyxd:

      • Husband was the one that ordered it but it's hers?

      • Caleb mutters the specs under his breath timestamp

        • "Six core CPU"

        • 16 gigs RAM 3600 DDR4

        • 1 TB SSD

        • Nvidia 3060

  • Home security (in collections)

    • was not in a good area, now in a better area

    • Didn't pay this because [storytime] timestamp

  • Credit card 1 timestamp

    • Pays this off

      • "That was just for one month, I was working really hard"
    • "My grandma when she passed away I got money, I got some insurance money so I've been that's how I've been surviving is her money"

      • $30'000, has 10'000 left
    • Balance is back with a vengance, now

      • waterworks are back "every day I was like taking like edibiles and like high edibles and I was gaming" blah blah blah more boogie bullshit

      • "It's like almost maxed out"

        • It's not, it's $990 out of $1'800
    • $20 monthly payment, 28.24%

    • Buys streamer merch, some woman pronounced "Payton" who streams on Youtube?

      • I couldn't find her, just got football videos
  • "Super Secret Debt" timestamp

    • About $3'000

    • Not on a payment plan, a couple years old

    • Something about someone needing documents but she never gave them the information :marseythinkorino:

  • iPad $500

    • 0% interest?

    • $55 a month?

    • additional $30 a month for phone bill

  • Student loans $5'000

    • Federal
  • Chime checking account balance -$84 => 0

  • Retirement Account - $436

  • Canceled subscriptions - Manta, AMC, Crunchyroll

  • Has not cancelled - Hulu

  • No savings

  • Allegedly $800 a year in property taxes

  • Doesn't have home insurance

  • Caleb claims to be on a diet :marseysurejan:

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Owns a house outright, no kids and lives in bumfrick Oklahoma. Like how is someone even struggling in that situation? Could easily live on 30k a year and gets 15-20k a year of gibs for being an injun on top of the ~25k she got from her job.

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buying a chevy spark for ~$22,000 is a great way to start, not to mention neglecting to use that shitbox to do grocery shopping and opting to use doordash for goyslop instead.

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One of the funniest and most bizarre things on these shows are people casually destroying their lives by purchasing cars they can't afford. There was one of these with a couple on it and the woman just decided to buy a 60k bmw even through her husband didn't agree while making 50k (and then she got fired lol)

"Today I will purchase a car with a 1k monthly payment :marseyclueless:"

Just don't get it man

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most poor people are stupid :marseymanysuchcases:

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And these women get so butthurt when they take their shitbox beamer to the mechanic and find out that everything's at least 4 times as costly because BWMs are evil and everything take 4 times longer.

I had to lift the engine out of one to change 1 hose. Frickers angled the clamp so it was facing a wall and couldn't be accessed from above or below

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Had a buddy do it, but he was in a mental hospital maybe 6 months later. Unfortunately, he was by business partner at the time, and he bought the car with the business. Lovely times.

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