EFFORTPOST Absolute Queen Zoomer dominates a conversation, half-sure this is just someone doing a bit to build a twitch following

https://youtube.com/watch?v=kBRS860p06c

Reddit thread popping off, some users are not pleased with constant trainwrecks -

https://old.reddit.com/r/CalebHammer/comments/193bv66/she_tried_to_manipulate_me_financial_audit

Aracely, 22

Aspiring actress and PreMed

Dialogue? Dominated. Questions? Dodged with several irreconcilable answers. The woman is a conversational powerhouse.

I'm not even going to try taking non-chronological notes, I don't think it would be possible to make it coherent.

  • How are your grades timestamp

    • They're terrible

    • Actually they're not terrible timestamp

  • Why homeless timestamp

  • So, [her parents] are trying to take [her] medicine away or..? timestamp

    • "The therapy most people need is cognitive the therapy I need is dialectical"
  • So you chose to be homeless? timestamp

    • This leads into the bus story, bus left without her because she took too long in the bathroom and she lost all her stuff

    • Tried to mooch of some guy,

  • "I was abandoned by someone I thought I could trust, at a hotel" timestamp

    • She thought she was going to live with some guy, she said she didn't want to have s*x with him (they were in a hotel room he had rented) so he ditched her while she was asleep

    • She moved out to Houston thinking she would be living with this guy?

  • What were you doing at that time? timestamp

    • Livestreamed every day on Twitch to less 5 viewers

    • Has/had a dedicated simp sending her food and money on Paypal constantly? :marseythebuilder:

    • Made less than $50 a month through twitch?

  • Currently back living with her parents timestamp

  • Grocery store story timestamp

    • "They kept putting their hands on me and I had a freakout"

    • "They were like why are you doing this? Come on, lets bring you over here"

    • She got fired for this

    • Actually she was just a shit worker

    • Actually she just stormed out

    • Actually they didn't put her on the schedule

      • She "checked" and "just knew" they weren't going to put her on the schedule again
    • Actually the "vibes in that grocery store were not good after I said something"

    • "I did go back for my check but that's it"

      • Despite how she phrases it this was extremely recently timestamp
    • Actually she called them up and asked for her job back? And they told her to come back for an interview timestamp

  • "Have you been job searching" timestamp

    • Yes, but in acting

    • Wants med school as a fall back for when she "retires" from being an actress

    • "I just need to get a masters" timestamp

    • "And with my Bachelor's degree I can go and be a detective"

    • "I looked at all the options already"

  • $8'000 in student loans timestamp

    • From attending a different uni prior and dropped out because they told her she needed to have a specific minor and she didn't want to?
  • "I had a boyfriend who actually uh killed himself uh and that's kind of why I started looking more into psychiatry" timestamp

  • An attempt to hammer a timeline for her future out of her timestamp

    • "I've heard many different numbers" when talking about how many years she will be in school for
  • "If I do finish medical school and it's fricking traumatic then I also have acting" timestamp

  • Evicted from apartment timestamp

    • Was having too many seizures? Landlords said they had to kick her out instead of breaking the lease? What?
  • Doesn't drive because she has seizures?

    • No car

    • Her mother drove her to this

  • Credit Card timestamp

    • Bought a vintage lamp from Mississippi

    • Lies about not spending anything any more :marseyxd:

  • Insane Expenses, keep in mind her income is near zero timestamp

    • Fair bit of eating out

    • Lot of vaping

      • Got ill because of vaping, some lung issue she has to take medication for

      • She still vapes, often. :marseyxd:

      • "It's not even nicotine, it's the dispos" timestamp

        • Most functional potheads
      • Pulls out an inhaler

    • Spending some money on a tiktok store?

  • She mentions she also has medical debt timestamp

    • Caleb finally presses her a little

    • Doesn't know how much, "how much can a day at a hospital cost?"

    • "I don't really have any parental figures"

  • Owns a dog? timestamp

  • Asked for a break after high school and her mother said no timestamp

    • Her mother said if she didn't go to college she was getting kicked out?
  • "I got invited to do a lot of auditions" timestamp

  • Helping promote her friend's music timestamp

    • Her friend is actually earning money?
  • You were just earning money two weeks ago where did it go? timestamp

    • Her therapist just charged her for the first time

      • She said the therapist was free earlier in the conversation
    • "I don't know why he charged me"

      • "It was probably a copay"

        • "It was a copay"
    • "I called my bank to ask them why I was getting charged"

    • "I will ask [my therapist] why next time"

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Caleb is so fricking nasty and sloppy and stupid, I've been saying this forever that he keeps getting conned by people who are clearly just self-promoting. Most are streamers, marketing people, etc.

Anyway this fat piece of shit needs to shave and wear grown up clothes.

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Most are streamers

Austin became streamer central a few years ago for whatever reason, it's like a little California away from California these days from what I've heard :marseyflagcalifornia:

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Austin has been transitioning into a tech hub for a while now. Low taxes, educated workforce, etc. I was living there 10 years ago and it was getting like that so I'm not surprised.

Austin sucks btw, best days long behind it now.

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for whatever reason

i think something to do with texas taxes

Several streamers choose to live in Austin, TX for the same reasons they live in Texas the state; no state income tax and a relatively low cost of living.

https://streamersplaybook.com/why-do-streamers-live-in-texas

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Does it even matter to him if it's real or not? He's also profitting off them

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It just makes him look like a fraud. Then again, the whole thing is just humiliation thinly veiled as "educating" them so I guess you're right. I just look at him like I look at the first amendment auditors.

Like I wouldn't watch this stuff to get real ideas, his advice sucks.

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ayab - all youtubers are bastards

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I feel like he knows they're using him? But he also uses them for his content too so it's a win/win :soysnootype:

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Caleb gets free lolcows to clickbait and the people on the show get exposure which amounts to nothing. All of the self promoting r-slurs on there dont actually see a big veiw bump lol.

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You realize he gets money off of them too right?

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Wow, no shit? Didn't have a clue!

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Her BPD has BPD

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>What were you diagnosed with?

>Borderline and BPD

Yo, this was the hook and you didn't even mention it. rdrama's dream girl

https://media.giphy.com/media/DWcfh6J1GJXlkQejjC/giphy.webp

https://media.giphy.com/media/R58jyn0kwwSpq/giphy.webp

>My parents don't care about me, we're basically roommates

-mom made her go to college, paid for it

-mom got her an apartment, paid for it

-mom pays for her phone

-mom drives her around

-mom gives her a place to live

-mom gives her cash for walking-around money

This is the Zoomer who tells the other Zoomers to "cut contact" with their "toxic" family and join a polycult.

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!straggots Could you fix her?

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I can but I won't

:marseyindignant:

edit hai allah! saw the whole thing, I CANT FIX HER

:marseytrollcrazy:

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hi

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:marseysalat:

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Not hot enough for the crazy

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Could? Yes. Would :marseymid: I waste :marseyradioactive: my time with that :goblina:? No.

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:#marseybackingintobush: :#marseynope:

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The same "mental health" angle in every episode is getting old.

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For real. The shows ok background noise when he's dealing out practical advice to people who aren't walking cluster B advertisements. But this shit is unwatchable. :marseycalebhammer:

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whats the link to her twitch?

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Not sure, I don't think it ever got mentioned.

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Who?

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I see Caleb, I updoot

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this is just someone doing a bit to build a twitch following

:#marseymanysuchcases:

Dude needs to do twice as many “audits” and publish half as many. He's basically zoomer Dave Ramsey at this point just giving the same generic advice because he doesn't actually understand much beyond putting people on a budget. These recaps are better content than the actual channel.

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>The therapy most people need is cognitive the therapy I need is dialectical"

AKA the form of therapy recommended for BPD

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I could beat you in a fight. Just saying. I'm also the most respected member of this site and could easily get you permabanned or stronghand aevann into giving me your IP address. Just saying. I'm taller and smarter and more attractive than you. Just saying. I can beat up your little girlfriend too. Just saying. I'm also a better writer than you. Just saying. I have a bigger vocabulary than you. Just saying. I'm a better guitarist than you. Just saying. I'm the funniest member of this site. Just saying.

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