EFFORTPOST Broccoli headed golf caddy thinks he's going to network his way to the top whatever that is and get a college scholarship through professional "gaming" (Overwatch) :marseysoyswitch:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RFYivaN1_V0

23 year old

Mother pays for (inclusive, not exclusive) -

  • 1200 a month rent? Lease ends in April

  • Lyft rides to the golf course and everywhere else

Caddy Jobs -

  • He thinks 3000 a month once things pick up from talking to the other caddies, brought in 400 last month

    • Wait no actually he's leaving in 3 months
  • Likes being a caddy?

Caleb's shilling BetterHelp now :marseyxd:

Muh mentals

  • Claims "really bad ADHD" makes 9 to 5 impossible timestamp

    • Has been going to therapy for "a while" (10 years), gone through 4-5 different medications

Education

  • for college will be moving to NYC

  • wants to do a year of Community College to raise his GPA, he's not sure how much he can raise it

  • Way too far away to commute to the golf course

  • College for Cyber Security :marseyxd:

    • I couldn't handle working with this fricker lmfao

    • "I think that being red team on a Cyber Security job would be fun" :marseyemojirofl:

  • "Certified with Cyber Security" through Google career cert

    • has applied to over a hundred jobs, not a single interview

      • Later clarifies that he applied for about a week and then gave up, this might be a different application spree but I'm not sure timestamp
    • Resume is shit and has no idea how to make one

  • "High school was really really rough for me... I effectively tested out of high school"

    • Went to college for a couple years and "fizzled out" with covid, later clarifies that he "tanked out of college"
  • "I had a bit of a stint of I don't want to go back to school because I'll make my own way and blah blah blah Internet redpill stuff"

    • "As much as this is possible I've been failing with consistency so hard that I need to go back to school"

"Do you follow pro golf at all?" timestamp

  • "If you look up a couple people like [name] and [name] they come out to that club"

  • Looking to get a scholarship for gaming "esports" :marseygamer:

    • "I am a very high level g*mer, I play Overwatch" timestamp

    • Caleb slaps him down, this guy was third best in some game he shared and he copes massively for the next few minutes about how stats aren't everything :marseylaughpoundfist:

    • ranked 41 in America "multiple times"

      • Currently "somewhere in the top 500" he thinks 220 :marseyclapping:
    • If he manages it this would be close to a full ride

    • He pays for a pro Overwatch coach - $35 a session? Only one so far?

      • Coach works at a school that he might want to go to?
    • He streams his Overwatch (sometimes)

    • His girlfriend took the PC during a rough patch :marseyxd:

:marse#yantiwork: "What if I just don't feel like getting a job right now?" timestamp

Finances:

  • Near irrelevant since his mother is basically paying for things? I'm confused about this because I don't think he admits this but the 1200 a month has to be coming from somewhere

  • Tries to explain why he's spending so much on his stupid shit timestamp

    • More justification about how tough it is and how expensive things are listening to this subhuman talk about a mom-funded Lyft trip to the store is actually making me mad :marseyraging:
  • His card is interest free right now but will be 35% interest in 2025, he's not even paying it off lmfao

"You either lied before or you're lying now, choose which one" timestamp

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Has been going to therapy for "a while" (10 years)

Must be that bullshit therapy where they hyperfocus on the problem and do nothing the frick else because the shitty therapist needs to milk you forever.

Also how the frick you think you're going into professional overwatch if you're not aware the esport scene is basically dead?

Also lol professional OW? The esport scene was almost killed off last year thanks to Blizzard, now they're trying to resuscitate it.

Zoomers really are the stupidest creatures on the planet, no compete against stupid millennials right now.

Also Caleb posted an update on BetterHelp:

We worked with BetterHelp and were provided lots of information internally showing they have fixed their major issues from a few years back. But today people have sent us information that we did not find during our research period with new troubling information surrounding their company. We have cut their sponsorship from this episode (might take a bit of time to process the video) and we have informed the company that we have no plans to work with them in the future. I am a huge mental health proponent, and I truly believed that the changes they have made would make their offerings valuable once again, but we will work to find a better mental health partnership in the future.

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