A couple of other details:
$320 a month for cigs and booze
$200 for "fitness"
$150 phone
$100 eating out
$80 App purchases
No car so he ubers sometimes.
2 Big dogs
How was he even approved for this rental lol that's crazy.
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Why does this r-slur have 2 fricking dogs?
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Kek
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Dont be an alcoholic smoker. Just walk around the block or get a treadmill. Learn to cook. Stop playing shitty mobile games. Get a cheaper place or give the dogs away.
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Fatty detected. That isn't exercise.
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Gotta start somewhere
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That's only starting somewhere if you've been in a coma for the last 2 years. That's less walking than getting groceries at the store.
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look if you really want to gatekeep exercise don't advocate for walking or running at all you just wind up wearing a leg brace at 35 like all the other voluntary cripples
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You're going to end up crippled from walking more than around the block? Jesus Christ you people have no perspective.
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and u have no reading comprehension but it's ok bb have fun blowing out ur knees before you're 55
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Walking around the block isn't exercise and isn't a start. If you disagree with this then you are fat.
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U sound like an angry former fat it's ok all fats had to start somewhere even u
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More exercise than this guy is getting from $200 a month. Unless he's buying 50lb plate sets each month or juice that $200 is not justified
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Test E is cheap as frick though. You can juice on a poverty budget.
If you're really cheap you can get raw Testosterone on Alibaba and do it yourself. Needles can be had for free near the (government sponsored) local needle exchange. Then you only need a decent scale. $200 of Test raws should be enough Test to last you 10-20 years. (It is that cheap)
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Yes it is. I also said buy a treadmill.
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No it isn't. And why buy a treadmill, just run around a lot of blocks.
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Treadmills are way easier on your knees and you never have to deal with shitty weather. Running in snow sucks butt.
You can get nice treadmills dirt cheap too, it's probably the most frequently bought equipment for people that tell themselves I'm going to get in shape but never do.
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Running on treadmills blows and like you said it's frequently bought by people who will never run on them. If you were going to run you'd just go outside and do it because there's no reason to buy a treadmill.
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This is good knee privilege in action.
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Frick it. One block or a hundred just do something for an hour.
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His <500sqft apartment won't have room for a treadmill dumbass
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https://www.amazon.com/ACTWIND-Treadmill-Portable-Treadmills-Capacity/dp/B0CN33VFDM/ref=asc_df_B0CN33VFDM/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=680513785325&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=4209292828218520859&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1015138&hvtargid=pla-2276731594758&psc=1&mcid=b0b851dd4ee13eaa816790ded87d8d58&gad_source=1
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How do you spend 320$ on booze
and smokes? n you can get a gallon of gutrot and gpcs for sub 20$
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Not in leafland you can't. Used to spend $50/week easily on booze before I started homebrewing. $320 for cigs and booze a month does not go far here
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WHAT?
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Alcohol is a scam in Canada. In Ontario you can only buy liquor in government stores and it's wildly overpriced and taxed. Pretty easy to rack that $ up.
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It's like $25-30 per pack of smokes and about $25 to $30 for 15 of shit beer. Liquor is at least $20 a bottle for gut rot tier. Smoking 2 packs a week and pulling back some beers on the weekend is gonna be like $300/mo
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Jesus
fricking 
cucked 
christ. I thought 
marbs going 
to 12/pacm was fricked
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12 usd is like 20 something canuck bucks plus the special tax on smokes
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Oh frick
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For canuck prices double the US price and then add 30% for no fricking reason
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I used to buy Marlboro lights cartons (20x10) for like $30 in NJ back in the day
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neighbor what
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23.45 canuck bucks for John Players
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how does anyone survive in your country? I just learned about your cucked rental 'laws' too
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Just don't have expensive tastes and buy most of your shit on amazon
Groceries arent so bad if you're not r-slurred
I save 30 to 40% buying household goods on amazon even without prime lmao
Brick & mortar can suck it
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Canada has very high sin taxes.
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Smokes and weed yeah but not liquor, at least not that I know of.
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Ah that makes sense, now that I think about it I don't remember many liquor stores there. There were a ton of gas stations though, and one other thing... maybe fireworks or something?
They also had VERY slow speed limits, I assume they're trying to milk "foreigners" (read: anglos) for as much money as they can.
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Any town has a 50km/h speed limit no matter what so you often have the main fricking highways slowing to 50km/h to pass thru some bullshit r-slur town
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lol yeah one of my takeaways from visiting a few times is that the "Trans Canada Highway" literally isn't a highway. Not by US standards at least. For long stretches it's just a two-lane road (one lane each direction), complete with stop lights, or sometimes nothing (you need to wait at a stop sign and take a 90 degree turn from halt to """merge""" onto it). And that wasn't even really in the middle of nowhere, it was still Ontario.
This was different though, since the "highway" didn't go through the res. I forget the exact speed limit and apparently Google Maps isn't allowed there but IIRC it was like 30 km/h, or maybe even 25 km/h. Standard road. Felt odd driving so slowly lol but nobody wants to pay for a ticket.
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Yeah it's absolutely nuts that there is only a single 2 lane road connecting east to west and there are no plans to change any of it
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another example of why canada is a hellhole
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Also $200 for "fitness"? Any gym membership that vosts that much isnt worth it. I hardly use a gym and im in excellent physical shape, and when I was paying at a bice gym it was less that $200 for the year.
Also he put fitness in quotes bc he is a fat probably.
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No I put fitness in quotes because I ripped off another comment and forgot to remove them lol. There's a lot of sausage fingered fatties in that thread telling him to cancel the gym membership entirely and walk his dog for his daily exercise.
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Yeah I think
I pay 70/month for mine and that's cuz it has a 24 hour hot tub
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The price you should pay for a gym is directly proportional to how much the normal gyms are infested with the poors. I gladly pay for Equinox because of the patrons at the only other gym in my area.
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urbancels are a joke lmao
whad a heck they put themselves in
and they don't even know
there's a better way
coulb make a trillion dollars as a tate-style 'de-hustle' tuber I think
if I ever need a grift
consider taking a lower paying job if it means even more lowering on your COL
like go outside, find hobbies that don't invovle paying other people for the privelige of being there, or consuming in general
especially in a beautiful empty place like BC it makes no sense what these r-slurs do living in the ONE shithole
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This isn't funny it just sad. Canada is over
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As a landlord (horrible person) I am most definitely getting extra rent on each of those beasts. Around here I would rent a fresh bsmt 1 br for $1200 (& a $1200 deposit due at signing) . If it's an r-slur like OP I'd rent a beat up 1br to him for $1500 +$2000 deposit to account for how much more trashed the place will be in a year. If he miraculously lasts a year, he will likely get uppity and move anyway. If he stays, well I rolled the dice and won this time.
Frick dogs as "family", incelenter
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lol
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Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upmarseying your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to frick you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you frick me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit.
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