No timestamps because I had it on in the background while I was doing some work, jotting this down from memory. First half was kind of just insanity
https://old.reddit.com/r/CalebHammer/comments/1f8vmnj/i_finally_lost_my_mind_financial_audit/
Key points:
Guy was 5'4'' Argentinean CPA sent peepee pics to some Argentinean girl so they broke up.
Not a green card marriage, she is adamant about this
Both the marriage and divorce debts are in collections so she's single and looking to mingle.
- Paid a dating coach
Bringing in $84'000 a year, plans on making a candle business
Literally no financial knowledge, thought balance transfers meant "paid off"
She blames the guy (she gave him a cc) for her debt but the cc she gave him is actually the lowest one
Weird discussion at some point where he tries to explain that doordashing eggs is not a good choice or something I got really lost
Mentions she lost 85 pounds at some point
$273'000 student loans?
Initial amount was 193'000, lots of deferments
2000 monthly, 255 in some "Save" Plan thing (it is getting challenged in court)
A few payday loans (Some Dave equivalent named Bridget)
9'000 loaned against her retirement?????? 10'000 outside of that in there?
$1000 in her checking
Believes in astrology, wants "to understand her birthchart"
"It is science-based"
Long argument about this
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How the frick do you have brains for cybersecurity but are so inane at basic shit. Autism?
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Why do you think she has brains? She's some sort of diversity hire.
Also what kind of cyber security job pays only 85k. Probably just in IT.
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So what do you say on job interview when you want to be diversity hired?
-Hello I am a cute twink BIPOC and I can't really do anything but I am very diverse and also a little nonbinary fluid
-HIRED
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