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:marseycalebhammer: Genuinely r-slurred woman on financial audit again :marseywomanmoment2:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CNUNY77iorM

This woman is 30 years old :marseywall:

:marseycalebhammer: "Do you watch the show?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "Yes. Well, like, I watch the tiktoks."

I'm not sure when clips of this show got big on TikTok but I think it correlates with the r-sluration of the guests they've had on. Caleb recently had to ban unemployed people because a number of dumbasses came on trying to get budgets when they didn't even have an income

:marseycalebhammer: "Did you pay taxes?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "I don't know"

:marseywomanmoment2: "I don't know how to like, call a CPA, TurboTax is like, an app"

:marseycalebhammer: "How long do you think it will take to pay off your 13,000 credit card debt if you only make the minimum payment every month?"

:marseywomanmoment2: "Uhhhhh 5 years"

:marseycalebhammer: "57 years. You won't live that long"

:marseywomanmoment2: "So I guess I don't have to worry about it"

It's revealed that she comes from a place of privilege. Caleb says she hasn't experienced hardship, she claims getting through high school and college was very challenging for her. :marseyretard3:

One of her "statements" that gets audited is a list of IOUs to her mom

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1734973711QPa6e8hmt7codg.webp

The total debt owed is the first thing that makes her actually break down

:marseycalebhammer: What happens if your parents die?

:marseywomanmoment2: Why are you always talking about like death

:marseywomanmoment2: "Becoming homeless probably wouldn't be that bad'

Degree: Elementary School Education

Not at all surprising, but fortunately she isn't teaching. She attempted a nursing degree but "didn't like it" (:marseydunce:) so changed to elementary school education because it was easy.

Further reinforces my deeply held belief that foids in education are some of the dumbest people on the planet. If she makes it to teaching babies how to add and subtract it will be a great accomplishment for her.

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:marseyshapiro: Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty child even, ok, and if you were a naughty child you would also be waging war on Christmas? Then hypothetically speaking you would be on my little Naughty List. Now let's say that you're also a non-Christian child, now that we've established you're both a bad child and non-Christian child, then I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a stocking full of coal, am I not correct? A bad child deserves a stocking full of coal and as I am Father Christmas, you are my child, so I am the one who must provide punishment. :carpshapiro:

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I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet niggas again est. 2016

Hello, welcome to 'I see the poors are pretending to be big wallet gangstas again'

This hole exists as a safe space for refugees from the Facebook(MetaTM groups of the same name. Of which there have been several iterations. We mostly exist to poke fun at the state of living in poverty. While it oftentimes is unavoidable, we do aspire to not be meanspirited. Over the years we have co-opted the term 'Peak Poor' to being someone who exudes poverty, regardless of their actual net worth. Trump and Elon both exhibit the peak poor ethos from time to time while still being the top 0.000001%. You can do something peak poor and still be a good person or a generally adjusted one. We all have a bit of poor in us.

We basically fill a niche similar to fatpeoplehate with a bit less actual malice.

PeakPoor is shotgunning mountain dews at 5 years old.

PeakPoor is not people dying of poverty. While technically the greatest heights of poverty is succumbing to it this is not funny, and is a failure

of capitalism. We do not make fun of poverty to be mean spirited such as that.

Read the room, if it's punching down too hard or really digging into someone whos a sympathetic character it doesn't belong here. (basically READ THE ROOM)

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  2. Bonus points for making your post title some variation of peak poor. (Pinnacle of Poverty, Prowess of the Penniless)

  3. I am looking for a mod who will help me grow this place and encourage the facebook community where the majoryity of our members reside

to migrate. Contact me if interested.

I really do love you all so very much, i'm even spending drama coin to get some banners and marseys. thanks for being a part of the community.

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