We all know poor BIPOCs will finance purchases of grossly overpriced designer street fashion from Gucci and Balenciaga thinking they're flexing, but another thing I've noticed poors and crypto-bro wealth types engaging in that demonstrates poor or mediocre taste while thinking otherwise is dining at Nobu or Maestro's steakhouse. I couldn't keep count of the number of fake email job ebony cupcakes I saw on dating apps and instagram posing in front Nobu and Maestro's as if it shows them to be classy. I've never been to Nobu, but Ive heard it's insanely overpriced for what it is. I've dined at Maestro's a handful of times and will say that my wife can cook way better prime ribeyes purchased from Costco than Maestro's for about 1/4 the price. I can also confirm a lot of the clientele there actually do conform to my imagined stereotypes, and I even once saw a guy there wearing a Bored Ape t-shirt accompanied by his gf (or maybe prostitute?) who was dressed like a street-walker.
What are some expensive things that poors and cryptobros (aka spiritual poors) think are status signifiers for wealth that actual wealthy people would laugh at?
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rDrama paypig subscription.
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I like to impress people and say I donate to a small independent African coding group
It's so exclusive they don't even know how to do the same
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Everything in this house
It screams either I'm a BIPOC who won the ghetto lottery because my son was
or I'm an Indian who runs three cash-only 7-11s and cheats on income tax.
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Holy shit thats awful. This is exactly the kind of thing Im talking about.
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Thats actualy a big thing with black people. These marble epoxy floors
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trashy gold plated shit can be moved out that ugly floor is there looking like black shit stains
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Of course it's West Bloomfield.
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Who lives in West Bloomfield?
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Vinyl and tape revival. It comes off as tacky and inconvenient to richbros, who just get a 20 dollars per month Spotify subscription.
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ppl do that to try look richc?
I just like spinny and old
fetishising cassettes is slurred doe it sounds terrible it was always a sacrifice of quality for portability by design
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Going to college, especially an Ivy.
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