The cat so fast he's a streak 
(He gooned at like 3 am)
So I moved into my new dorm yesterday and met my Roomate. He's a gym bro engineer and he seems nice like he wanted to go to dinner with me and talk to me but man it's kinda awkward. I also have my dress hanging up in the open closet and have a ralsei and tunic fox plush on my desk. So some people were out playing switch so I go up to room to grab my pro controller. When I get in there my Roomate has like 8 guys in there and they all smell like they just left the gym 
like it was musky. I nervously grab my stuff and walk out also trying to hide my boner. As I'm walking away I hear a round of laughter 
. When I go back to my room my roommate isn't there and I'm playing holocure as I need a new ADHD stim game and it's free.
So my Roomate walks in and goes “wow you must like anime see you have a touhou wallpaper are playing anime game and have “anime plushes”. I tell him I don't watch much anime I just don't and he says it's okay as he watches high school DxD on crunchy roll “for the plot” 
. I explain that touhou is a video game and so are the plushes and he goes “what's this then?” Referring to the dress and I tell him it's my maid dress and fist bumps me and says we need to be honest.
Anyway that night I am repeatedly woken up by him playing techno music with anime girl voice samples and I hear what sounds like him moaning as he jerks off and cums but I was too nervous too look. It sounded like a hentai music video.
Anyway is my Roomate trying to bang me or is he just trying to find common ground?
Also did he actually have a loud goon sesh? Or was it just like a Hentai game or am I just hallucinating? If was gooning was he deliberately trying to wake me up so I'd join?
Fricking weird man. 
EDIT: He made me watch high school DxD clips so maybe the moaning was him watching that very loudly at 3 am while also blaring his music he plays all the audio on his phone over a blue tooth speak so hes watching anime and listening to tiktok super loudly at the same time
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I'll be honest, it sounds like you want that.
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Maybe I'm just hiding in the library. So I don't have to listen to the blue tooth speaker. If he wants a blowie he can be mature and ask and not berate for not watching anime
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I also do not watch anime. I'm not gay tho.
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Yeah, but supposing this is a scenario out of bad erotica and he's "straight", he might prefer a more subtle approach.
Did you ask if he has a girlfriend? If he does, it's probably a sign you're just seeing things.
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If he has a gf then he can stop gooning at 3 am
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It's not just about whether he does or doesn't have a gf, it's also about asking if he's single.
It's a way of expressing interest that is also easy to deny. If he is interested in you, it might prompt him to be more forward.
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Katser should ask him whether he should be expecting any woman over and whether he should clean up the more degen stuff if he does have a woman over.
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Either he thinks your an neurodivergent weirdo and treating you like an r-slured little brother or he wants to smash.
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Exactly
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