The cat so fast he's a streak 
(He gooned at like 3 am)
So I moved into my new dorm yesterday and met my Roomate. He's a gym bro engineer and he seems nice like he wanted to go to dinner with me and talk to me but man it's kinda awkward. I also have my dress hanging up in the open closet and have a ralsei and tunic fox plush on my desk. So some people were out playing switch so I go up to room to grab my pro controller. When I get in there my Roomate has like 8 guys in there and they all smell like they just left the gym 
like it was musky. I nervously grab my stuff and walk out also trying to hide my boner. As I'm walking away I hear a round of laughter 
. When I go back to my room my roommate isn't there and I'm playing holocure as I need a new ADHD stim game and it's free.
So my Roomate walks in and goes “wow you must like anime see you have a touhou wallpaper are playing anime game and have “anime plushes”. I tell him I don't watch much anime I just don't and he says it's okay as he watches high school DxD on crunchy roll “for the plot” 
. I explain that touhou is a video game and so are the plushes and he goes “what's this then?” Referring to the dress and I tell him it's my maid dress and fist bumps me and says we need to be honest.
Anyway that night I am repeatedly woken up by him playing techno music with anime girl voice samples and I hear what sounds like him moaning as he jerks off and cums but I was too nervous too look. It sounded like a hentai music video.
Anyway is my Roomate trying to bang me or is he just trying to find common ground?
Also did he actually have a loud goon sesh? Or was it just like a Hentai game or am I just hallucinating? If was gooning was he deliberately trying to wake me up so I'd join?
Fricking weird man. 
EDIT: He made me watch high school DxD clips so maybe the moaning was him watching that very loudly at 3 am while also blaring his music he plays all the audio on his phone over a blue tooth speak so hes watching anime and listening to tiktok super loudly at the same time
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I'll be honest, it sounds like you want that.
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Maybe I'm just hiding in the library. So I don't have to listen to the blue tooth speaker. If he wants a blowie he can be mature and ask and not berate for not watching anime
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Yeah, but supposing this is a scenario out of bad erotica and he's "straight", he might prefer a more subtle approach.
Did you ask if he has a girlfriend? If he does, it's probably a sign you're just seeing things.
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If he has a gf then he can stop gooning at 3 am
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It's not just about whether he does or doesn't have a gf, it's also about asking if he's single.
It's a way of expressing interest that is also easy to deny. If he is interested in you, it might prompt him to be more forward.
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Katser should ask him whether he should be expecting any woman over and whether he should clean up the more degen stuff if he does have a woman over.
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I also do not watch anime. I'm not gay tho.
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Either he thinks your an neurodivergent weirdo and treating you like an r-slured little brother or he wants to smash.
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Exactly
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He wants your bussy
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mwost likewy cwonclusion, hes an anyimwesexuwl gwoonyer and would pwobabwy onwy be intwo cwosplay
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How horrible
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You are so fricking degenerate.
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He comes across a lot more neurodivergent than degenerate, tbh.
"Nice."
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My brother, there's only 2 reasons to own a maid outfit. To dress up the au pair girl for sucky-sucky, or to get buttfricked. Notice the overlapping trend of degeneracy.
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TOTAL STRAGGOT DEATH
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Put on weight, i'n fine with strags as long as they don't try to appeal to strags that want semi-women and groom a man along the way.
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Anoreximisia.
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Anorexia is for women and if you support it, you're a closet strag.
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What's the issue with that?
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Oh, and there is pretty much.nothing more disgusting than an underweight male.
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You just find that emptiness in him, put pressure in the right spot… and crack that illusion of stability. And once he has to face the lie, it's over. Crush.
What happens after that is in your hands. It's like knowing a demon's name. You could kill him. You could shape him.
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Closet strags that destroy the core of masculinity.
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I just dont seem much point in coping over it and im not using the cloest space other wise since the rest of my stuff is foldable.
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I can accept a dramacel being a limp-wristed weeb turbocute twink, but folding your shirts is just disgusting
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Dangerously based scenario, if only he asked to see him wear it.
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Tell that to the guy who I heard cumming at 3 am and who was blasting techno anike music. I was pure enough to not look and also too tired. What kinda man is blast music by himself at 3 am.
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Caramelldancen?
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Hearing roommate stories makes so relieved I never had them. I'm very particular about my boundaries so having a random butthole constantly around would annoy me 🙃
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My old Roomate was a based gay dude who did nothing but talk to his buddy all day and leave me totally alone on the weekends when he went to see his bussy
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I'm the fricking random butthole who hangs out in the fricking living
room listening to YouTube 
on my phone 
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tfw no cute femboy roommates in college
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dude bussy lmao
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Even if he doesn't want to frick ur bussy, he at least wants to be jerk off buds.
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You people need God.
Double on him for jacking off ONE DAY into college. 
Every day I am more glad for getting into a good school so everyone on campus is at least somewhat normal.
You should loudly fall out of bed when he inevitably jacks off again and berate him like a zealous latinx woman. Nothing will destroy a gym-bro's ego more than getting made fun of by a twink.
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You're doomed. I'm so sorry.
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Something, something, Vesper's cumrag.
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This is Flayon country
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Imagine simping for a 3view despite Cover backing
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What is wrong with you people, why do you play this shit?
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Luxiem was a disaster for the EN male scene
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Vox and friends isn't a scene
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I apologise, it's an orgy.
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Kill him.
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I appreciate we have dramautists willing to give the intrusive thoughts a voice here.
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What's wrong with a 3am gooning sesh??
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Put in head phones for that shit I'm a snoozer
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Y'know that's fair
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Scrotes are fricking animals
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Saw your post in EDAnonymous. Just wanted to say I would love to smell your malnourished c*nt. Have a lovely day.
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You'd get like 80 dramacoin if you hooked up with him and recorded it. Think about your future.
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Imma be real he's too annoying to hook up with
bro straight up watches tik toks hooked up to a blue tooth speaker and shonen anime at the same time
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There is some inverse correlation between IQ and peepee size. Just saying.
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Be annoyed for a month, then get a crush and blow him.
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seems like hes twynya be hwonyest with u and with himself
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he is
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Who's your favorite holocure girl?
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mumei cause her ult is a screen clear
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All vtubers are basically the same they act stupid and make werid noises and yell
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I watch tomdark and leafy streams sometimes
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What's wrong with kiara and mori?
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