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New Roomate :marseyautism::marseybuff::marseycatgirl: (He gooned at like 3 am)

So I moved into my new dorm yesterday and met my Roomate. He's a gym bro engineer and he seems nice like he wanted to go to dinner with me and talk to me but man it's kinda awkward. I also have my dress hanging up in the open closet and have a ralsei and tunic fox plush on my desk. So some people were out playing switch so I go up to room to grab my pro controller. When I get in there my Roomate has like 8 guys in there and they all smell like they just left the gym :marseygas: like it was musky. I nervously grab my stuff and walk out also trying to hide my boner. As I'm walking away I hear a round of laughter :marseysweating:. When I go back to my room my roommate isn't there and I'm playing holocure as I need a new ADHD stim game and it's free.

So my Roomate walks in and goes “wow you must like anime see you have a touhou wallpaper are playing anime game and have “anime plushes”. I tell him I don't watch much anime I just don't and he says it's okay as he watches high school DxD on crunchy roll “for the plot” :marseycoomer2:. I explain that touhou is a video game and so are the plushes and he goes “what's this then?” Referring to the dress and I tell him it's my maid dress and fist bumps me and says we need to be honest.

Anyway that night I am repeatedly woken up by him playing techno music with anime girl voice samples and I hear what sounds like him moaning as he jerks off and cums but I was too nervous too look. It sounded like a hentai music video.

Anyway is my Roomate trying to bang me or is he just trying to find common ground?

Also did he actually have a loud goon sesh? Or was it just like a Hentai game or am I just hallucinating? If was gooning was he deliberately trying to wake me up so I'd join?

Fricking weird man. :marseywoozy:

EDIT: He made me watch high school DxD clips so maybe the moaning was him watching that very loudly at 3 am while also blaring his music he plays all the audio on his phone over a blue tooth speak so hes watching anime and listening to tiktok super loudly at the same time

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You'd get like 80 dramacoin if you hooked up with him and recorded it. Think about your future.

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Imma be real he's too annoying to hook up with :marseyshrug: bro straight up watches tik toks hooked up to a blue tooth speaker and shonen anime at the same time

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bro straight up watches tik toks hooked up to a blue tooth speaker and shonen anime at the same time

There is some inverse correlation between IQ and peepee size. Just saying.

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Be annoyed for a month, then get a crush and blow him.

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