The cat so fast he's a streak 
(He gooned at like 3 am)
So I moved into my new dorm yesterday and met my Roomate. He's a gym bro engineer and he seems nice like he wanted to go to dinner with me and talk to me but man it's kinda awkward. I also have my dress hanging up in the open closet and have a ralsei and tunic fox plush on my desk. So some people were out playing switch so I go up to room to grab my pro controller. When I get in there my Roomate has like 8 guys in there and they all smell like they just left the gym 
like it was musky. I nervously grab my stuff and walk out also trying to hide my boner. As I'm walking away I hear a round of laughter 
. When I go back to my room my roommate isn't there and I'm playing holocure as I need a new ADHD stim game and it's free.
So my Roomate walks in and goes “wow you must like anime see you have a touhou wallpaper are playing anime game and have “anime plushes”. I tell him I don't watch much anime I just don't and he says it's okay as he watches high school DxD on crunchy roll “for the plot” 
. I explain that touhou is a video game and so are the plushes and he goes “what's this then?” Referring to the dress and I tell him it's my maid dress and fist bumps me and says we need to be honest.
Anyway that night I am repeatedly woken up by him playing techno music with anime girl voice samples and I hear what sounds like him moaning as he jerks off and cums but I was too nervous too look. It sounded like a hentai music video.
Anyway is my Roomate trying to bang me or is he just trying to find common ground?
Also did he actually have a loud goon sesh? Or was it just like a Hentai game or am I just hallucinating? If was gooning was he deliberately trying to wake me up so I'd join?
Fricking weird man. 
EDIT: He made me watch high school DxD clips so maybe the moaning was him watching that very loudly at 3 am while also blaring his music he plays all the audio on his phone over a blue tooth speak so hes watching anime and listening to tiktok super loudly at the same time
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You are so fricking degenerate.
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He comes across a lot more neurodivergent than degenerate, tbh.
"Nice."
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My brother, there's only 2 reasons to own a maid outfit. To dress up the au pair girl for sucky-sucky, or to get buttfricked. Notice the overlapping trend of degeneracy.
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TOTAL STRAGGOT DEATH
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Put on weight, i'n fine with strags as long as they don't try to appeal to strags that want semi-women and groom a man along the way.
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What's the issue with that?
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Closet strags that destroy the core of masculinity.
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Oh, and there is pretty much.nothing more disgusting than an underweight male.
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You just find that emptiness in him, put pressure in the right spot… and crack that illusion of stability. And once he has to face the lie, it's over. Crush.
What happens after that is in your hands. It's like knowing a demon's name. You could kill him. You could shape him.
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Anoreximisia.
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Anorexia is for women and if you support it, you're a closet strag.
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I just dont seem much point in coping over it and im not using the cloest space other wise since the rest of my stuff is foldable.
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I can accept a dramacel being a limp-wristed weeb turbocute twink, but folding your shirts is just disgusting
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Dangerously based scenario, if only he asked to see him wear it.
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Tell that to the guy who I heard cumming at 3 am and who was blasting techno anike music. I was pure enough to not look and also too tired. What kinda man is blast music by himself at 3 am.
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Caramelldancen?
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