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As a male, no one has ever paid me to play video games with them and it sucks.

Just some food for thought.

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take your food for thought and eat it, anyone that wants to watch others play games should go straight to heck, right to the hot place, like what the frick, get a life

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People caught watching livestreamers should have their eyes gouged out

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Why so mad?

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Do I come off as angry? :marseyconfused:

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Eye gouging isn't a dispassionate process.

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Well, I wouldn't be the one doing it

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:marseybow::marseyshy3::marseyfluffy:

People caught :marseyflirt: watching :marseyceiling: livestreamers should :marseynorm: have their eyes gouged out

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Neighbor I been watching people play games since the 1980s. It's great that we can do this now with anybody in the world.

The problem is watching people who aren't your friends play games. If you aren't having a conversation with them about it, that's when it gets weird and sad.

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Is streaming popular because kids are too poor to buy vidya?

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That's gotta be part of it. If you can't buy that cool new game that the rich kids are talking about, at least you can watch it.

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>since the 1980s

darn neighbor you straight up geriatric

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That's the nicest thing anybody has ever said about me.

:marseyhappytears:

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>Go straight to heck, boys

:marseyitsover:

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Why?

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percussive therapy, it's good for them to go to heck

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It's a psyop. It happens all the time.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16931989200333881.webp

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We need another great war

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Yes :marseywholesome:

But not this guy

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yeah sometimes actually. i dont smoke anymore though

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Literal skill issue.

Someone once paypalled me to play reinhardt on their team back in the 2018 era.

:marseyindignant:

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>playing OW after 2016

:marseysmug3:

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I don't resent women for getting in on this grift, I resent them for their aggressive sales tactics

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scamming scrotes :marseyyes:

spamming my feed :marseymad:

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This but unironically

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ill pay you 100 DC to stream kerbal space program for 1 hour

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I don't play video games

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I'll give you 100 DC for your soul

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I would oblige, but the vessel is empty

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I'll give you 462 DC to fill your vessel, nawmsayin?

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Good.

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How much dc to join ur minecraft server :blush:

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>she doesn't want to join the highly exclusive highly neurodivergent Vintage Story rdrama server (current population: me)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16932067395879653.webp

neurotypicucks that can't survive the harsh winter aren't allowed in

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Kept playing love like it was just a game

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trans women are women, you can still get that bag.

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I don't want to be trans, I want women and gay men to pay me to play video games.

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You are a real Carp. You have no fins, you have no gils, you have no eggs, but that doesn't matter. You are a valid drama user who is trying to feel comfortable in his body.

All the “validation” you get is pure. Behind your back people love you. Your parents are happy and proud of you, your friends laugh at your jokes behind closed doors, and boys love you, and girls envy you.

Men absolutely love you. Fish folk who “pass” look ordinary and natural to a dramanauts. Your bone structure does not matter.

You will be happy. You will smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, and deep inside you feel the euphoria creeping up like a weed. It is what defines you, not the Carpphobes.

Eventually, it'll be perfect for you - you'll come out, start gill therapy, get fin surgery, and finally be your ideal self. Your parents will find you, happy and relieved that they finally have a happy fish. They'll congratulate you on your hard journey, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Carp is what you are.

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Skill issue

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