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August xe/xer :lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt:  1yr ago (text post) 739 thread views #203345

I have a job interview tomorrow

Please wish me luck, I'm nervous

!augustlovers

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You should be nervous, you're completely unqualified for the position.

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Unfortunately I'm overqualified which means I have to prove it and it stresses me out

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You're more likely to have to deal with "what are you doing here? This role is below you" questions

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I'll just tell them to kill themselves, I'm above them. I'm literally only doing it for the location cause it's prettier, I don't care about the money how hard is it for poors to understand this.

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>Ok, so you like the location, what else do you like about the position and the company? :marseysuit:

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I always turned this shit around on them when I was looking for jobs. Where does this company see itself in 5 years? What made you interested in an interview? What's your biggest weakness?

Delivered without an attitude of course, but always funny when they aren't prepared for it.

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Responding to a question with a question is one of the biggest, and easily avoidable, frick ups you can make.

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Didn't say I responded with a question you tard. They usually end the interview by asking if you have any questions.

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:#marseygigaretard:

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I've worked for them before at a different location so it should be too bad

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So literally McDonalds

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I'm overqualified for my job civilian side but it's 0.5mi from my house so I just take lower pay for convenience. I basically never pay for gas and travel is literally 4min in a light jog in the morning.

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Frick, that sounds like the life. I don't wanna work from home (I'd just get depressed) but I also don't want to drive more than 10 mns.

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Work for your local cornerstore! If you live in certain parts of the country the job is very exciting!

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Oh god, but if you get the job how will you find enough spare time to moderate this website (for free)???

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I use this site more when I'm employed than unemployed tbh

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Moderating rDrama on work hours is a human right, chud!

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At the cute twink factory?

Lmao, !fellas another classic zinger :marseyboomer:

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lmao he's not coming back from this one :#marseykingcrown:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17235685217415228.webp

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You can be a diversity hire! :marsey:

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I'm mayo and gay people diversity hires aren't real since anyone could claim to be gay :marseydepressed:

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since anyone could claim to be gay

people do that? :marseypearlclutch:

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If you're a new grad and ever get sent a survey from a recruiter asking if you are gay, bi, or trans and you don't give positive answer you're r-slurred. Bi is such an out to, you can be married and still be a cute twink in the eyes of the employer.

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Interviewers should be able to make applicants suck their peepee for this reason

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If you identify as gay you can frick an office twink with zero repercussions and it will be lauded as stunning and brave

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anyone could claim to be gay

This is why every employer should be like the Turkish Army draft board and insist on a bussy inspection to prove it.

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woman are

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u have the body to pretend to be boytrain

???

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Just say you're half Injun

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Send you some big peepee peepee energy, fam

:#gaslighter:

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:#marseyluckycat:

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Just walk straight to the CEO, look him square in the eye and offer up a firm handshake. :marseyboomer:

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Good luck!

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You seem like you're not a complete frickup so you're already ahead of 90% of the competition.

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Good luck bro, you're going to ace it. Be confident, be calm, you got this.

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good luck sexy wear your CKs :marseynut:

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gl

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Wagecuck? Whoa August.

-100 Respect Points.

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The best way to get over nerves is to walk in and piss on the floor.

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You got this babe

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Job where? What position? :marseynotes:

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Please have s*x with the interviewer

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Unironically good luck

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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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Dont go, it will make them want you more.

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they loved me

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show them ur hips

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Good luck, think of a few questions to ask at the end!

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gl! :marseyexcited:

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:wall2::wall2::wall2::wall2:#wall2::#wall2genocide::wall2::#wall2

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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Good luck, king :marseythumbsup:

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It's a good omen. The Marseys have spoken, theAugust interview will be a rousing success

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