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August xe/xer :lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt::lgbt:  1yr ago (text post) 740 thread views #203345

I have a job interview tomorrow

Please wish me luck, I'm nervous

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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars' worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm.

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