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>be me a few years ago

>get shitty hard hat side job for $$$ :marseythebuilder:

>coworker is a literal WE WUZ KANGZ :marseyboomer: with :marseycoomer2: jokes

>be forced to listen to his :dasrite: rants and :marseycoomer2: jokes for months :marseyschizotwitch:

>get fed up finally and report for harassment

>HR drug test me :marseyinvestigate::marseycalvin: and sends me home for my Adderall

>one month later they terminate my employment :marseysrdine2:

>”lol ok” :mjlol:

>still gets phone calls from ex-coworker to this day :marseywomenrentfree:

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He thinks he has a chance with you. The best course of action is to get a gun and a shovel, lead him to a desolate place, kill him, dig a hole for his body, push the corpse into the hole and cover it with the dirt.

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True but also turn down the glow quad

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Oh did I forget say in minecraft at the end sorry. I mean all of that but in minecraft.

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Probably easier if you dig the hole first tbh

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:ma#rseyfedpostyes:

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Very homophobic of you, Quad. :marseydisagree:


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Based

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Why :marseytrain: so violent? You want her to end up in jail for some r-slur ?

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It was a joke...

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I used to have a coworker called fat don, he was morbidly obese and one of the worst people I ever met. He would hang in the break room even when he wasn't working just to bother people. He was also a creep and constantly harrased my female coworkers for their snap. Made the mistake of hanging out with him outside of work once it was truly awful.

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I have also gotten my car keyed by a coworker at another job :marseykekw:

I have shit luck with coworkers lol

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If everywhere you go smells of shit…

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:#jokeryouwouldntgetit:

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You live in a sewer! :marseyfluffy:

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:#marseymouse:

Leo Frank was innocent

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Maybe the poo is on your shoe and not in the loo

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Working with old people is highly underrated. Im the youngest at my job my a lot and its great. Not really any crazies and they bring on baked goods!

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This is only old women. I only work w boomer men. All they seem good for is skidmarking up the potty seats.

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I had a coworker who basically lived for fishing, BBQ, Xbox and football. He brought in BBQ all the time and spent most of his day bs'ing with coworkers. Absolute G

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The oldest(70+) and fattest(probably shockingly close to 400lbs) employee we have is good for shooting the shit. But he doesn't get much work done and I have a sneaking suspicion he's the serial skidmarker.

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Depends if they're :marseychonker:s or not

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I thought we were friends :marseytears:

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Don you bastard, thanks for changing my car oil that one time that was like the only good thing you ever did.

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!slots100

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holy shit I know you guys make everything up and that is fine but if you cant even make ur life interesting with lies you should consider kissing

kthx bye

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You should all consider kissing me, :marseyhearts: I need love. :marseysad:

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:marseyblowkiss: :@oppat: :marseyblowkiss!:

@Quaker_Oats let's give this little king the memories of the time he got a pic with two hot racetrack girls at a fair photobooth to boost his selfnesteem

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:capykiss#:

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>foid reports moid for having fun, gets fired

deserved tbqhwy

:#inceltalking:

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I don't care about the firing, I just want to know why he keeps calling me :marseygossipunsure:

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Because he wants you're girl bussy like neighbor how is this not obvious enough?

Leo Frank was innocent

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He should hate me after everything though :marseyhmmm:

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Just because a scrote hates someone, it doesn't mean he doesn't want to frick them.

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:marseybedsick:

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Everyone needs a little hate fricking now and then :marseymarseyloveorgy:

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same reason you are harping on it here; he knows u need the attention

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Don't need attention, just opinions.

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I have lots of opinions, let me share them with you when I'm up late every night :daydream:

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You gotta staahp. You're giving that @RFV1 guy ammunition :marseysmughips:

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This is /h/personal it's fair game to pretend id give you my phone number here :marseyblowkiss:

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Some people are legitimately unable to make any kind of connections outside of people who are forced to be around them

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Enjoying his W's ? Duh ?

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I lost the battle, but I won the war in that game :marseychessknight:

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Based, fire all foids

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:marseyhesright#:

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Same reason @jesus keeps trying to neg me. He wants to frick.

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Maybe maybe

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Leo Frank was innocent

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Eh my boss once covered a case where a female student got her naked photos taken by her boyfriend in the same grade, and her boyfriend blackmailed her.

Worst part is that girl still stick with that bastard after they broke up.

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I'm too paranoid to ever take nudes. I'm saving up for a tasteful Titanic-esque boudoir painting instead :marseylaying:

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tasteful

Thot behavior euphemism :#hmph:

Leo Frank was innocent

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Hey, I just wanna have this moment with my progeny one day :marseyindignantwoman:

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:#taylaugh: ok fine I'll allow it bc mogging your (thotty) granddaughters is kino

Leo Frank was innocent

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Honestly if I have any nudes of me with another person I would only be worried about my parents (both homophobic) get hold of it.

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stick with that bastard after they broke up.

:marseygossipsmug: is this simp patrol ? We have a severe case here

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They're both 14 or 15 years old.

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Seems like director did the right thing and he understands kids are r-slurred and they showing their affection r-slurred ways, kicking or jailing that r-slur would had destroyed 2 lives

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Simp-begging post.

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No, just want theories on why this neighbor keeps calling me

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You want to them feel like they aren't doing enough. I see through your tricks.

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Who's “they”? :marseywut2:

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rDrama moids (simps) :marseynails:

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Name three.

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He has set his sights upon the entire foid menace, right? I'll fall too eventually

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have you tried answering his calls?

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I see no benefit in doing so, since I want nothing to do with him. Dudes like 50 years old and married, so I hope him calling isn't :marseycoomer2: related

|'m probably

:#marseyclueless:

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why not? You could tell him to frick off, for instance

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was it a legit script?

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Yeah, but since it was a mining/manufacturing site, the MSHA protocol was if you ping anything on site, you're sent home (with pay) until the drug lab confirms the prescription with the pharmacy.

Took the company one month before they got back to me and told me they found where I had failed to clock out for my lunch break once. :marseyxd:

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us drug enjoyers truly the most opressed

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:marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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Don't be a snitch next time.

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I was gonna initially just quit (I've never trusted HR to lookout for anyone other than the company), but for once I decided to go the nuclear option since he was such a pain in the butt :marseycreepy:

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Does he talk to you about kang history?

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I've known about the :dasrite: neighbors for years but never met one irl until him lmao

He even told me about the “blacks are the real Jews” thing and unironically thinks all of civilization was birthed from kangz :marseykekw:

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If I was your boyfriend

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find the gay person:

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can't find them?

that's because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they're going to heck

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he don't quit!

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Hitler was right.

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Sometimes.

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to shoot himself.

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