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AnHeroedOats me/mine A Gertrude Trapped in a Stacylite Body  1yr ago (text post) 525 thread views #205428

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>be me a few years ago

>get shitty hard hat side job for $$$ :marseythebuilder:

>coworker is a literal WE WUZ KANGZ :marseyboomer: with :marseycoomer2: jokes

>be forced to listen to his :dasrite: rants and :marseycoomer2: jokes for months :marseyschizotwitch:

>get fed up finally and report for harassment

>HR drug test me :marseyinvestigate::marseycalvin: and sends me home for my Adderall

>one month later they terminate my employment :marseysrdine2:

>”lol ok” :mjlol:

>still gets phone calls from ex-coworker to this day :marseywomenrentfree:

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I used to have a coworker called fat don, he was morbidly obese and one of the worst people I ever met. He would hang in the break room even when he wasn't working just to bother people. He was also a creep and constantly harrased my female coworkers for their snap. Made the mistake of hanging out with him outside of work once it was truly awful.

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I thought we were friends :marseytears:

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Don you bastard, thanks for changing my car oil that one time that was like the only good thing you ever did.

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!slots100

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I have also gotten my car keyed by a coworker at another job :marseykekw:

I have shit luck with coworkers lol

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If everywhere you go smells of shit…

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:#jokeryouwouldntgetit:

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You live in a sewer! :marseyfluffy:

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:#marseymouse:

Leo Frank was innocent

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Maybe the poo is on your shoe and not in the loo

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Working with old people is highly underrated. Im the youngest at my job my a lot and its great. Not really any crazies and they bring on baked goods!

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This is only old women. I only work w boomer men. All they seem good for is skidmarking up the potty seats.

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I had a coworker who basically lived for fishing, BBQ, Xbox and football. He brought in BBQ all the time and spent most of his day bs'ing with coworkers. Absolute G

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The oldest(70+) and fattest(probably shockingly close to 400lbs) employee we have is good for shooting the shit. But he doesn't get much work done and I have a sneaking suspicion he's the serial skidmarker.

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Depends if they're :marseychonker:s or not

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